It's a Bash Crash Bang Thang!

“Great idea ductape!

Growing up in a city/suburb/exurb is an automatic 10 point score deduction.”

“i love how benji has lately taken to loudly and proudly proclaiming to be joe wilderness, looking down his nose on us obnoxious suburbanites, yet he never actually talks about hiking while on a hiking forum

i call bull”

“Real hikers don't have to talk about their conquests. Hopefully one day I will be one. For now, I'm just a suburbanite as@. I mean, I get lost walking around the outside of my house. How could I ever expect to master the wilderness? I need to get in touch with my inner DB.”

“Real hikers don't have to talk about their conquests. Hopefully one day I will be one

what, a real hiker, or a conquest?”

“I just have no motivation to do so, Crash.

Actually, since I hurt my knee tree camping, what, 4 years ago - or 5, I forget - I've been averaging only 2 hikes a year. That's going to kill my Daniel Boone rating.”

“so, basically, youre bitter”

“I'm Ginchy, so I don't worry about all your mortal problems.”

“Um, no, just contemptful of city-boy trail walkers like you.”

“Is your sister/wife (what do you call it when they are the same? wister?) contemptful of city-boy trail walkers, too?”