Why Sass and Birch Rawk

“Nigal you weren't supposed to tell anyone about Birch spooning you! =D”

“Who the hell is this Sarge guy? He's kinda scary.”

“That's real cutsie Sassafras.

Cutsie as in obviously fake cutsie in a brown-nosing type of way.”

“In case I missed something, someone tell me.....does this thread have frigging thing to do with Sass and Birch?”

“and now the trolls pop outta the woodwork :)

”

“Wow, this whole place is scary.”

“Here comes the sass and birch trolls.”

“sarge, the difference is, and i know you wont see it, youre just so much more mean-spirited than everyone else. its a matter of tone and attitude.

i just dont have the endurance for this anymore. i have things i want to do tonight. im sorry you have nothing to do but sit here and argue.

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computer”

“Oh for crying outloud.

Sass, I guess I knew about the dream from another dream. I have no clue. Not enough beer here.”

“CB - there's no point in trying to reason with Sarge. You're wasting your time.

Sass and Birch are well liked and respected on here. The hike and many people consider them friends.

What does Sarge bring to the table apart from irritating everyone short of Stove Stomper?”

“CB, chill dude. Life is short. Overlook the meaningless #&%!$ and life will get better.”

“Well, it did at first Chili.”

“I am not mean spirited and you know it crash. That's why you like me. Admit it. In all the razzing, you know I have no interest in being mean to people. Yes, I have my limit, but because of my views I am a target and I get personally attacked constantly. I ask people to stop, which is more than you would recommend that I do. You are suggesting I am too nice initially. The bottom line is you don't want Sass to be mean in your mind because you have a picture of her as you want her, a 1980s mommy hairdo Pampered Chef, baby-butt wiping, extra large tote bag carrying all-American can't do wrong everyone's mommy. You're stereotyping. If she were a 320 lb muscled black man with tattoos on his face named Max you'd see her true colors. You're just blinded by your bias. If you were truly honest, you wouldn't say that I was more mean-spirited than anyone else. You know deep down that's not true. But, save face, you have to pull out the unwarranted personal attacks. I'm disappointed, but not surprised.”

“if sass is carrying an extra large tote bag the next time we hike together my beer's gonna be in it!
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“ok, let me put it this way. your posts are more mean-spirited. and i really dont have an image of sass in my mind. just because youre obsessed with her doesnt mean everyone else is.”

“I'm only obsessed w/ her obsession for me. If you'll notice, I never had any communication about her until she started being critical of me. She is obsessed with me. Again, you've got a double standard. Everyone is avoiding addressing the double standard. typical.”

“ya ever consider her criticism of you had some validity? no? typical”

“ya know,its really pathetic neither one of us can let go”

“You ever consider my criticism of her had some validitiy? no? typical (see: double standards)”

“ya know,its really pathetic neither one of us can let go - crash

I was the one who was personally attacked multiple times by her. I'm going to now defend myself after multiple attempts to ask her to back off. Why you can't let it go is beyond me.”

“welcome sarge and crash bang to my list:

jello fog
mutt
miss anne thrope
tilt
mamabeargrrr
minstercreek
newimprovedmamabear
upurs
johnny pissoff
bbw
bales
phaedrus
spank me
ngatcha10
sarge
crash bang”

“Thanks! Welcome to mine:

Hitler
Satan
Osama
Saddam
Hog On Ice”

“Drat, I've been left out again. Sniff, sniff, I feel so alone. It must be nice to part of a group.”

“nowslimmer:

You're on my list of Most Cleanest Guys I Know.”

“How can that be? I'm a dirty, old man!”

“Dang! Hoi's an old timer and I can't even make his list!”

“I thought I was on everybodys list...wow, someone DOES listen to me :D”

“Quiet Poopy!


8P”

“Isnt it POOPIE? Gosj\h...I dont want to have to correct you again nigal :P :D”

“I think it's quite obvious that Sarge has a crush on Sass.

(Isn't that what mom told us... if the boys keep being mean to ya, it's cause they like ya.)”

“Just spank him.”

“More double standards. Sass is the one who kept harrassing me. I have only repeatedly asked her to stop. Is that mean? I guess if you have double standards, it is.”

“I haven't seen her harass you on this thread at all. I am pretty sure hr life got on with more important things.”

“I don't believe that for one second Tara. [pulls Wolfeye's pig tail and runs away]”

“Wolfeyes. Who said anything about this thread? Her harassing has gone on for months on other thread, even after I've sent emails asking her to stop. Maybe you don't know the whole story.”

“Oooh, sarge is denying it. An even more tell-tale sign of a crush. It's so cute.

Nigal. You're a goof ball.”

“Sarge is like a DJ - the hits just keep on coming! Conflicts like this is why I sometimes linger at TT.”

“Nope. I sure don't know the whole story. But I do know that whatever it was/is, couldn't have been that bad. I mean, everyone is still alive and breathing, right? This is sort of like a pack of wolves. There has to be an Alpha wolf. Congratulations. You may now eat first.”

“If asking somebody to stop harrassing them is "hits", then this is bizarro-world.”

“Oooooooooooooo, da paw widdle puddy tat!”

“I'm sitting over here, still giggling at the idea of wolfeyes w/ pigtails. lmao...”

“What?! Ya don't think I'd look good with pigtails?”

“wow...i'm pretty new to TT and this is the second thread i've read today that had ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with sarge but somebody(sarge) made it about him”

“wolfeyes - ummmmm no. lol”

“pictures, please!!”

“All I will say about them is:

I heart Birch and Sass...a lot.




All I will say about so much of the nonsense and sniping on this board:

You catch more flies with honey than vinegar.”

“timeline - Since you're new to TT, you wouldn't have known that this thread was created to troll me because the creator of it (Nigal) was using it to take a jab at me. Your out of context awareness of what has previously transpired has made you sheepish. Re: the other thread, feel free to post the first thread that is about me, and please list who posted it. Thanks.”

“Ruby - So it's cool with you if Sass is an ass to me, but I can't ask her to stop?

More double standards .....”

““wow...i'm pretty new to TT and this is the second thread i've read today that had ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with sarge but somebody(sarge) made it about him”

I know. I was really sad this thread had to take a downward turn and end up like all the other damn threads around here. It really sucks when a person can't even be nice to others without it being poisoned.”

“I don't know about Ruby, but it's cool w/ me if Sass is an ass to you.”