Why Sarge Rawks

“HE MUST BE CONTAINED, FOR THE SAKE OF THE CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN CAUSE! :Þ”

“I am not the government. That's a basic point that liberals and conservative Californians don't get.

Wait, are you trying to tell us right here on a public forum that you, Sarge, aren't the "government"? You're right, I don't get it. And all this time I thought you were.”

“Any of you wanna buy a life?

I think I can round up a couple and sell em real cheap.

Come on folks, I'll let'em go for $19.95.

To good to pass up, you too can have your very own life, just send $25.00 to the church of Steve, thats $30.00 and I will guarantee you a life.

Thats $40.00 for your own personal life.



Life's not guaranteed against stupidity, Alzheimer's , the Liberal press or to much caffeine. Your life may vary.
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“Of course you can't impose media censorship yourself personally, but you're arguing for it when it comes to terrorist threats. Call it whatever you want, that's what it is. - Buck

Buck, I am not arguing for it. In no way am I arguing for censorship of the media.”

“Can I make three easy payments?”

“mtnsteve - Can I get two for $90.00?”

“Buck, I am not arguing for it. In no way am I arguing for censorship of the media.

Good, now let's just both shuddup and grab a beer, some pizza, and a couple strippers.”

“Cash, checks, credit cards and money orders accepted.”

“Good, now let's just both shuddup and grab a beer, some pizza, and a couple strippers.
Buck

Let me ask my wife.
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“Do I get a discount if I let you take my cash payment out of my Speedo®?”

“You only need to check with your wife first if we were grabbing a couple skanks... but strippers, naw.”

“Only if sarge does it for you.....

One free life, guaranteed.”

“Frankly I'm a little concerned Sarge might sneak a spanking in there. I'll just pay straight up. Wait, that doesn't really sound like I meant it.”

“Sorry, being liberal for the afternoon made me lose my morality for a sec. I'll be back to my conservative self as soon as I get home from work and see my wife making me dinner.”

“That's more like it. Barefoot I hope!”

“Sarge, please report to the
I was wrong. I'm an idiot. Please forgive me. thread
http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/39591,-1.php
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One key to getting along well with people is knowing when to say you're sorry.
Take responsibility. The first step in apologizing is to admit to yourself that you have offended someone.
Explain. It's important to let the person you hurt know that you didn't mean to do harm.
Show your regret. The other person needs to see that you have suffered, too.
Repair the damage. To be complete, an apology must correct the injury.
Use good timing. Apologize right away for little things.
It's not about who "won" or who "lost." It's about keeping a strong friendship.
(courtesy of the University of Nebraska Cooperative Extension and the Nebraska Health and Human Services System)
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“goat - Please report to the
I am late. I'm trying to catch up. Can I play too? thread”

“sorry, goat, youre too late for the pile-on. if i know anything about s-rge, its that youre not going to nag him into changing his ways. the dudes tenacious, but that doesnt make him a bad person. an annoying one, maybe

:-D”

“oh jumping jehosafats, s-rge, it scares me we were thinking the same thing”

“(courtesy of the University of Nebraska Cooperative Extension and the Nebraska Health and Human Services System)

The University of Nebraska, especially their cooperative extention, are flaming liberals spouting angry leftist rhetoric and propaganda.”

“Thank you Buck. I just don't have it in me anymore.”

“Hey Sarge, we had them fooled, didn't we? I mean, they thought we were really breakin' ranks! HA HA HA HA HA! Libs... they're so gullible. I love you, man.”

“"I love you?" Don't be pull'n that g- ... I mean - Yeah! LOL! We fooled 'em! Suckers!”

“free love :) peace :) joy :)”