You all knock it off!

“Or else...I'll sick Sasha on ya!



See how angry she is? GRRRRRR. Get em sasha!”

“What's that dog gonna do, lick us to death?”

“Do you ever feed that dog? Looks a little thin to me.”

“Awe! What a Big Sweety! I can tell the biggest threat from this doggy would be a vigerous ball sniffing.”

“Most dogs use their paws and nose to dig, but apparently Sasha prefers the shovel and bucket method. That is a very advanced dog. I'm getting the "knock it off" signal loud and clear. This dog will kill you and have you buried in mere minutes. The fact that Sasha looks so friendly and sweet and approachable makes her extra dangerous.”

“lol, buck.”

“underfed? LMAO. The vet says she is actually overweight....man, why can't photos make me look underfed? It must work the opposite for people...”

“Take me down to Paradise City where the grass is green and the dogs are prettttttyyyy...”

“forget the dog...look at that yard!!...SC are you for hire?...for gardening that is”

“Any dog I ever had would have that garden in a million pieces by now.”

“She steals my green tomatoes chili LOL

You like my organic garden time :) Thanks :) Its a work in progress.

But just cause she's deathly afraid of the vaccume cleaner doesnt mean she won't get you!! :)”

“i'm doomed then, my wife says i don't know how to work the vacuum cleaner”

“Time has the right idea! When you comin over to help me with my garden?”

“Gorgeous garden! Yep, my dogs would've destroyed it totally w/in a week.”

“my dogs wouldn't destroy it...they would...um...fertilize it?”

“This pup tramples all my stuff!

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“Forbidden!

(your link is bad juju)”

“I created the paths that sasha normally used...which makes it easier...then if there were trouble spots I used a litte wire fence to keep her out until the plants were bigger and she wouldnt go in there then :) Sasha poops only in one place only, so that makes it easy...leave that spot open for her and we have a truce :)”

“very nice yard-cute dog to-”

“We had wire fences to keep our dogs out of the garden. Then they'd see a squirel and the wire fence was useless. Then we made a tall fence and they'd see a squirrel.....you get the idea, lol. Now our dogs get half of our yard and the gardens, swing set and sandbox get the other half.
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“that garden is so pretty!! i've been able to keep 2 out of 3 herb plants relatively alive in a window box, that's the extent of my gardening. LOL! hot dog, too.”

“You grow hot dogs in your window box, lyra?”

“HAHA! now that's a funny image. well i put that middle sentence in about my "garden" after i already wrote the dog part, LOL.”

“I thought hot dogs were made from road kill?”

“Just the good ones.

Here's a funny story my wife told me this weekend.

She used to love the ravioli that comes in a can. One day, when she was about 10, her mom's trucker cousin told her about making a delivery to one of the factories where they make that stuff, and getting the grand tour. He told her that they said that the meat that fell off the conveyor, well, they just swept that up into the corner, and added it back into the mix later on.

She has been unable to eat canned ravioli since then. She thought of this because she was warming up some of the aforementioned ravioli for my daughter.

I got a smile on my face and asked my daughter, who was passing through the kitchen at the time, if she knew where the meat in the ravioli came from (she had not heard the story). My wife glared at me, and my daughter asked "Where?"

I just smiled and said "Cows."”

““We had wire fences to keep our dogs out of the garden. Then they'd see a squirel and the wire fence was useless. Then we made a tall fence and they'd see a squirrel.....you get the idea, lol. Now our dogs get half of our yard and the gardens, swing set and sandbox get the other half.
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Sassafras
2:21:17 PM
8/08/05
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I guess I must have a good dog then :)”

““We had wire fences to keep our dogs out of the garden. Then they'd see a squirel and the wire fence was useless. Then we made a tall fence and they'd see a squirrel.....you get the idea, lol. Now our dogs get half of our yard and the gardens, swing set and sandbox get the other half.
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Sassafras
2:21:17 PM
8/08/05
ignore this user

I guess I must have a good dog then :)”

“bit - I had some Wendy's chili not too long ago and told my wife your story about where that meat comes from.”

“SC works for the department of redundancy department :)”

“timecline - Report to the Big Brother 6 thread!”

“I repeat myself when under stress I repeat myself when under stress I repeat myself when under stress I repeat myself when under stress I repeat myself when under stress I repeat myself when under stress I repeat myself when under stress I repeat myself when under stress ...

-- King Crimson, "Indiscipline"”

“Oh wow! Your puppy is so beautiful! I want a dog so badly but right now I am a full time student and working, so I wouldn't be able to give him the time he deserves. It's very sad. When I see dogs at the lake or around town I get really weird and make kissy, baby talk to them and their owners think I'm pathological or something.”

“timecline - Report to the Big Brother 6 thread! sarge

i did...it was uneventful”

“do it broome...get a dog...they over something different every day...just yesterday one of mine pee'ed on one side of my grill, then walked to the other side and pooed, right before i was gonna use it”

“timecline - You watch Big Brother, right?”

“nope...can't stand (un)reality shows or network tv at all for that matter...i have been watching brat camp lately and will start watching scrubs when it comes back on...when i do watch tv it's usually discovery, tlc, history, pbs, comidy central or one of the cable news channels”

“I havent watched tv in two years :) (except for about a weeks time while in the hospital)”

“Oh, cos a dude on there just wore a t-shirt that had that saying you posted earlier.”