Watch out, guys, a new weapon!

“WATCH OUT GUYS!
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties, and local pubs to be
alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer" to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It come in bottles, cans, from taps, and in large "kegs".

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply asks him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

After several beers, men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted to. After drinking Beer men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life savings,
in a familiar scam known as "A relationship".

It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "Marriage". Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please give this warning to every male you know.

If you fall victim to this insidious Beer and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the Yellow
pages.”

“That's twisted....but funny. :o)”

“muhahahahaha! It worked for me >:)”

“I've emailed my son this warning. Hopefully, he'll take heed.
last edited: 8/14/05 9:04:27 PM”

“damn women”

“http://www.news4jax.com/news/8855692/detail.html


She hid a WHAT, WHERE?!?!”

“holy sheet! you'll poke yer ..... out kid!”

“The cylinder was about 10 inches long and 4 inches wide.

Yikes!”

“whats wrong stovie? feeling a little inadequate all the sudden?”

“No, thinking loose goose. ;-)”

“what's that saying about a glass of water...”

“Good thing it didn't go off while in situ. That might have hurt a little.”

““what's that saying about a glass of water...”
sacco
12:32:46 PM
4/20/06

You saying she was only half-full sacco ;o)”

“ROFLMAO!
Bob and Tom had a hold of this this morning! The comment was that not even a prisoner would want it after something that size was in there... LOL!”

“I wonder what Cosmopolitan would say about THIS.................explosive orgasm?”

“LOL@ MarkO.....DARN Buddy I told you them things were a blast...so 10inches long and 4 inches wide....I wonder if she was all sweaty when she went in?”

“Damn, what if her guy in prison had wanted a land mine 10 inches wide and 4 inches deep”

“well, if they can get a baby out of there, they can get a grenade in there

too bad it wasnt a bomb. then you could say

"takes a licking and keeps on ticking"”

“"Officials did not say why they checked the woman..."

Maybe cause she was walkin like she had a coffee thermos up a$$? Hmmmm...

"Hey Jose check out how bow legged that chick is"
"Wow Pedro, she must have spent the last 10 hours on her burro just to see her man..."

ROFLMAO!!!”

“Reminds me of the saying, kinda like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.”

“Did the weed go in before or after the grenade? The order of insertion is important, as it may indicate the level of importance and order of use of each item.”