Fart Packing: Innocent gassy people gett ing hurt

“I think it's just wrong for people like Spirit Coyote and Artex to take other people's lives in their hands (butts) like this.”

“Oh know, I hate these enuendo threads too. So shoot me! LOL!”

“No way, I'm afraid of the gas that'll escape through the bullet entries!”

“I am still waiting for the innuendo thread about Fudge Packing ...”

“I'm innocent!”

“When one solo hikes, who is there to pull your finger?”

“Girls dont fart :) and if by chance one accidently slips out, it certainly doesnt smell bad! :D”

“Yeah, they "fluff" and it smells like flowers, right? Yeah, and my mom's a virgin too. LOL!”

“wow! how'd you pull that off?”

“I'm a butt-hole baby...”

“now that i believe!”

“Lizs' farts smell like mint.




(see the dating sucks thread)”

“Nigal is the christ child! OMG!”

“My best girl fart story was my senior prom. The two most popular people in class were together and he made a joke. She laughed and popcorn farted a little, we all laughed and Jason said, "Don't worry Melinda, as long as it doesn't smell I'll still love you" She ran from the room crying. It didn't smell and they have been married almost 10 years.”

“"Popcorn farted?"”

“"pop"”

“i am arguing with sarge about the nature of the universe and am missing all the good posts! LOL”

“how can you argue the nature of the universe when nobody really knows the answer?”

“My best girl fart story is when my wife and I were dating, about our 4th or 5th date, she let one slip. Being the perfect gentleman, I called her out on it. She got mad saying she didn't and we had our first fight. (and everyone said aaaawwww)

About 2 years ago, after being married for 5 years she finally confessed.”

““I am still waiting for the innuendo thread about Fudge Packing ...”
Hog On Ice

and you put me on ignore?

while we're sharing girl-fart stories.....i had a girlfriend who would fart if she laughed really hard....she was also very ticklish......and, well, i found out the first fact the hard way....i didnt know what to say.....”

“Let me get this right Crash...your girlfriend would fart uncontrollably whenever you took your pants off?”

“If a backpacker farts in the woods and there's no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?”

“The better question is, if there is no one there to smell it; does it still stink? BTW, have ya seen the birch stinks thread? It's true ya know.”

“I burnt holes in my underwear once when showing off for some folks in a dark room.

Burnt some skin and was more than sore for a few days too.
last edited: 8/16/05 10:00:52 PM”

“HEHEHEHE 2scoops is now 2thongs?”

“It would have to be a deaf backpacker.”