I don't believe in god

“The buck used to stop in Harry Truman's office. That was a loooong time ago!”

“And you open the door and you step inside,
We're inside our hearts.
Now imagine your pain is a white ball of healing light,
That's right,
Your pain,
The pain itself is a white ball of healing light.

I don't think so.

This your life,
Good to the last drop.
Doesn't get any better than this.
This your life,
And it's ending one minute at a time.

This isn't a seminar, this isn't a weekend retreat.
Where you are now,
you can't even imagine what the bottom will be like.

Only after disaster can we be resurrected,
It's only after you've lost everything that you' re free to do anything.
Nothing is static, everything is appalling,
Everything is falling apart.

This is your life,
Doesn't get any better than this.
This your life,
Spending one minute at a time.

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake,
You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
We are all part of the same composed heap.
We are the all singing all dancing crap of the world.

You are not your bank accounts,
You are not the clothes you wear,
You are the contents of your wallet,
You are not your bowel cancer,
You are not your grande lattes,
You are not the car you drive,
You are not your #&%!$ing Kakis!

You have to give up,
You have to give up,
You have to realize that someday you will die,
until you know that, you are useless.

I say let me never be complete,
I say may I never be content,
I say deliver me from Swedish furniture,
I say deliver me from clever arts,
I say deliver me from clear skin and perfect teeth,
I say you have to give up,
I say evolve and let the chips fall where they may.

This is your life,
Doesn't get any better than this.
This is your life,
Spending one minute at a time.

You have to give up,
You have to give up,
I want you to hit me as hard as you can!

Welcome to fight club,
If this is your first night,
You have to fight.”

“man, thats a real feel good narative-not”

“SINNERS! THERE WILL BE HELLFIRE AND MUCH GNASHING OF TEETH AND ONLY OLD RE-RUNS OF PAULY SHORE WILL BE ON TELEVISION!”

“I love that movie pitts. My wife and I have a joke that #1 rule is, "Never write anything down. Never take pictures and deny deny deny.". We were out with friends once and someone made a joke and I asked my wife, "What's the #1 rule?". She looked at me weird and said, "Don't talk about Fight Club?".”

“LOL!”

“I know I must be a heretic, but I've never watched Fight Club. Weird, huh?”

“What a sad sack of a bassturd dayhiker has turned out to be....

Run, don't walk to your video store.”

“norton is one hell of an actor

and keira knightly is kick you in the crotch, spit on your neck, eat the corn out of her #&%!$, drop dead #&%!$ing gorgeous.”

“I don't think I ever laughed so hard as I did at the bit about selling rick chicks lipoed fat asses back to them as designer soap. I cried and got a cramp from coughing.”

“keira knightly is skanky man!”

“nigal,

with all sincerity i must tell you-

you're out of your fricken mind and should seek prof. help.

”

“Go watch Pirates of the Caribean. Very hot in that one.”

“Um, hello, she wasn't even in the movie. Helena Bonham Carter was and she was skanky. Please don't confuse me with your misinformation again. LOL!

”

“Come to think of it, seeing her in that movie confirms to me that there is a God.

Gotta keep in spirt with the thread.”

“Keira is hot. Carter is not. Blech!”

“fight club is the ultimate movie!!!!

OMG....Its my favorite all time movie!!!

FIGHT CLUB ROCKS!!!!!

SC :)”

“ummm, what movie?

i was just saying that KK is friggin hot as hell.

what are you talking about nigal?”

““norton is one hell of an actor

and keira knightly is kick you in the crotch, spit on your neck, eat the corn out of her #&%!$, drop dead #&%!$ing gorgeous.”


We were talkin' about Fight Club, yes? Hey, I can't help it if English is your second language. LOL!”

“Whats so hot about squished boobs?

SC”

“Nigal, you still heading out at 9am? Need any more info?”

“when did i say anything about fight club?

Hey, I can't help it if you make up your own assumptions about my statements”

““Nigal, you still heading out at 9am? Need any more info?”

No! I'm leaving at 8AM straight from work now! I just haven't done the map/route thing yet to see how I'm getting there and around Gatlenburge.”

“I'll email one to you. I'll assume 75 on the interstate.”

“< homervoiceon>
Mmmmmm, skanggggkey....
< /homervoiceoff>

Fight Club was such a powerful movie that it turned a thread on the non-existance of God into a discussion on squished boobs and skanky women. That's my kind of movie.
last edited: 8/18/05 10:22:42 AM”

“Yes. 75 as far as I can take it. Thanks. I'm not acquainted with that area.”

“LOL, that was revolting, Sacco! so you like Keira a little bit, huh? she's pretty hot, except she positions her mouth weird or something.”

“Email sent. Because of time zone issues you'll only be about 90 min behind us.”

“i can understand how you would prefer your hot women to have a more traditional oral posistion lyra :)

man, i'm frisky today

oh, and BTW nigal, yeah, you're right, i F'd up, it's been a long time since i've seen fight club. but you gotta admit i weasled out that one pretty good! LOL”

“I love it. The I don't believe in god thread has degenerated to woman, bickering and debotchery. How appropriate...LMFAO.”

“I guess this proves the debil *does* exist. Praise Jebus!”