i'm out of a job!

“the end of this month i the boss is closing the business(independent optical). she has sold the building and made a nice profit and decided to sell the business also. it is increasingly hard to compete with insurance plans and discount stores.
i am thinking of doing something totally different from optical. i really like searching the internet for backgrounds on people so i have located a job doing background checks. i need to email them a resume and see what they pay. the doctor we are selling the records to wants to recomend me to a pratice on the other side of town, closer to the beaches. so i will ride by tonight take a look and think about what i am going to do.”

“Why think. Be like the rest of us miserable schmucks and take the first job that comes along. If God wanted us to be happy he would not have created jobs.”

“i have had alot of liberties at this job. vacations when i want time off to go on tt trips and it was never a big deal with boss betty. i'm hoping for a retirement package(ha ha there is only two of us here). well hopefully i will get my vacation pay which i'm going on in sept.”

“Sorry to hear that, cyndee. If you're willing to relocate, I hear they are hiring in China right now.”

“nope, not moving anywhere, i live in paradise!”