Atonement - the next day

“For bearmagnet

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2007_swimsuit/painting/”

“And you know . . .I don't care if they are fake. They are extremely well done.


And before you ladies complain. This isn't some airbrushed 19 y.o. . . .she has to be pushing 40 or so.”

“Heck she could push me pert near anywhere.....”

“Instructor rocks. 28, blond, from California . .. woman .. . bullet-proof butt . . .

I like my friday yoga class.”

“the comment that she is 40 ish..reminds me of a joke...

An older VERY drunk guy sidles up to a young burly kid at a bar...he orders a whiskey takes a sip and looks at the kid and says,'hey buddy...you'se gots a really HOT Mom...I seen her dotay"

The kid just shakes his head and sips his beer.

The drunk continues to harange the kid,"YEth ya nose what? I thunk Ise gonna gife her a call maybee goes to youse house and check her out. She has a nice tight ass, ya know that?"

The kid just shakes his head and the Drunk continues,"Yeah and then I might peel that hot little dress she wears off her...and take her upstairs and go to TOWN...you hear TO TOWN on her......and there ain't a Damn thing you can do (giggles)."

Suddenly the Bartender (who has had enough) steps in and says,"Kid, you're a big guy ain't you gonna shut this guy up?"

The kid gets a resigned look on his face turns to the drunk, stands up to his full 6'3" 250 lbs and grabs the drunk's shoulder and turns him on the stool, leans close to the drunk's face and says,"Dad...you're drunk again I am calling a cab."”

“from the Bob and Tom show

sung to the tune of Kokomo by the beach boys...

You're a beautiful girl
and your pants are on on so tight
that when you stand just right
I can see it all

When your on the beach
and your bikini's soaking wet
I see a fuzzy silhouette as I look down below
I see your camel toe

(Chorus)
Your monkey, your muffin, you ain't hidden nothin,
Your biscuit, your clevage, i see your cooter clevage
Your coochie, your flapper, your showin off your snapper,
Your camel toe, it looks so right so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco,
I see your camel toe
(Merci, madamme, voila la bearded clam)

I could really go
for a sideways sloppie joe
or a tuna casserole
baby don't you know

I never thought I'd see
so much of your anatomy
Your cheeks are so tight
I'm learning geinacology
I see your camel toe.”

“They played the crap out of that song till it got banned. It is still their number one most requested song of all time. LOL!”

“birch...I got that song one morning in my email....I had been up all night and when I clicked it I think I laughed for 20 minutes.”

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“You've been missed, simer”

“yeah, but can they cook?”

“Can they cook? I dunno.








But if that's what you're looking for then try this...








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“Julia, I still have a plenty of wine.”

“We'll always have Paris...”

“Remember this name: Gemma Atkinson


Yowza!
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“kleetn - that was post 666 on this thread.”

“She's a hot little , that's why.”

“and he's going to hell for looking at such sinful things too. In an attempt ot save him from damnation he should immediately send all remaining pictures directly to me so they can be properly dealt with.”

“A Google image search should have you stall fapping in no time.”

“LOL...thanks I needed that...

sorry been a long week or so, just popped in to see who was screaming at who...(LOL)”

“LO>L...http://www.break.com/index/smokin-hot-girl-train-car-prank.html

Might be a Bit NSFW
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“nsfw? im there!”

“A gift for bearmagnet.


Just tell him that these are from me:



















He should appreciate that, and it might help him recover, just a little bit.
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“mom, is that you?”

“Oh MAMA..........”

“Natalie Portman Stands Firm By Hillary

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“Damn it SS why did you have to go an ruin a perfectly good picture of Natalie by including Hillary in there?”

“Hillary is in the picture?”

“"Hillary is in the picture?"

Must have been another brain fart.”

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headlights on!”

“For you Phil,



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“Great/./..two red "x"”

“For a desperate man in need.












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“I like stars...”

“Lordy! Lordy! I can see again!”

“Its all good.”

“bless you hoi”

“God Bless Us EVERYONE!”

“that'll fill your stocking”

“LOL....oh Hyway...there ARE SO many ways you can interpret that......”

“Love the black one on the right. Talk about not leaving much for the imagination.”

“Caption for above

"Just a little squirt"”

“women, they already have all the pus**. I guess half the money isn't good enough for them anymore.”