All S-rge, All the Time

“could we please take all the b!tching about s-rge, and all the b!tching by s-rge, to this thread, and out of all the other threads? thank you
last edited: 8/24/05 8:47:11 PM”

“Yeah that's it, draw more attention to him. Maybe if you lure him enough, he'll get bored with it and leave you alone...

[wink, wink]”

“he has left me alone for the most part because i know how to handle him. im not being sarcastic or mean by starting this thread. i am serious. i am sick to death of all the petty little squabbles (and yes, i have been a part of some of them), so maybe we could get them all together and nuke them or something. all the "youre mean" "youre meaner" crap completely distracts from the original topic of conversation. i think everyone, s-rge included, feels the same way”

“or maybe im just feeding the troll”

“(salute font) I'm an America Hater, Sir! ;-p (end salute font)”

“Ya gotta admit. Sarge is a fun one to feed, tho.”

“all the "youre mean" "youre meaner" crap completely distracts from the original topic of conversation. i think everyone, s-rge included, feels the same way”
Crash Bang

crash - I've said that many times. You've followed my posts enough to know that.”

“tarabull - You do realize you just admitted to doing what I claimed you were doing all along, right? Remember, you denied it ... I said you were lying ... you were like "you can't tell me what I'm thinking" ... and all that crap.

So now you accidentally admit it.

Interesting.”

“Oy Vey... again...

No, Sarge, initially, I was not lying nor was I being mean nor was I attacking you nor was I pulling your hair or kicking your shins or any of that silly stuff.

But, since you felt the need to attack my life and my supposed path to welfare, I did jump on the Sarge bandwagon a bit.

Yes, the last several days I've been having fun "feeding" you.

But, for the sake of everyone and me and you and because C!B! asked so nicely (not) I will stop.

K?”

“Just tell him he's right. It's all he wants in the long run. He wants to be the rightest ever.”

“I think Sarge needs to go hiking. May I recommend the Loyalsock trail?”

“No, he can't. Bum knees.=(”

“thus his reason for being the ultra-flamsta. He knows very well that he breaths fire. Hell, even bacpac stopped posting.
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“Maybe.”

“I can't Sass; I think I just said I'd stop lying.”

“Yep, Sarge seems to be the kind of person who tries to dish it out but can't take it.”

“Is this the thread where I can burp my beer burps freely now?”

“Indeed. Belch away!”

“I might fart too.”

“"As Long As You Love Me"

As long as you love me

Although loneliness has always been a friend of mine
I'm leavin' my life in your hands
People say I'm crazy and that I am blind
Risking it all in a glance
And how you got me blind is still a mystery
I can't get you out of my head
Don't care what is written in your history
As long as you're here with me

I don't care who you are
Where you're from
What you did
As long as you love me
Who you are
Where you're from
Don't care what you did
As long as you love me

Every little thing that you have said and done
Feels like it's deep within me
Doesn't really matter if you're on the run
It seems like we're meant to be

I don't care who you are (who you are)
Where you're from (where you're from)
What you did
As long as you love me (I don't know)
Who you are (who you are)
Where you're from (where you're from)
Don't care what you did
As long as you love me (yeah)

I've tried to hide it so that no one knows
But I guess it shows
When you look into my eyes
What you did and where you're comin from
I don't care, as long as you love me, baby

I don't care who you are (who you are)
Where you're from (where you're from)
What you did
As long as you love me (as long as you love me)
Who you are (who you are)
Where you're from (where you're from)
Don't care what you did (yeah)
As long as you love me (as long as you love me)
Who you are (who you are)
Where you're from
What you did
As long as you love me
Who you are (who you are)
Where you're from (where you're from)
As long as you love me
Who you are
As long as you love me
What you did (I don't care)
As long as you love me”

“there you go. now youre all getting in the spirit”

“i like having s-rge around. he is a perfect foil for my humor, and my patience gets a good work-out regularly, and therefore it will grow. im feeling all zen-like and stuff”

“Speaking of Zen. I'm going to have a Reiki treatment tomorrow. It's freaky energy stuff, supposedly discovered when some Japanese guy was looking (for 14 years) for the secret to Christ's healing powers(which are supposed to be Tibetan Buddhism healing techniques). If I act weird after 4pm tomorrow you'll know why C!B!.”

“Christ's healing powers(which are supposed to be Tibetan Buddhism healing techniques

thats interesting that you mention that, sassy. ive heard speculation that christ studied somewhere in the far east, and thats why in the bible he suddenly goes from being a pre-adolescent punk to being 30 years old”

“everybody duck....the chits about ready to hit the fan....”

“wheres mutt when you need a "phuck jebus", anyway?”

“Yeah, I hear Mary Magdelan came from the East too, along with a bunch of other Bible heros. Goes against all I ever learned in Catechism and S. Baptist Sunday School but who's to say it's not possible?”

“psssst

jebus wasnt white, either

pass it on”

“Oh yeah, I knew that already.”

“I personally think S-rge is the greatest thing to happen to TT in a long, long time. He is just so far out there he's entertaining. He's like Howard Stern, the more hateful and self-righteous he is the more entertaining he is.”

““Indeed. Belch away!”
Sassafras
9:22:40 PM
8/24/05

“I might fart too.”
Wolfeyes
9:24:25 PM
8/24/05

Now yer talkin'!!”

“No one can hold a candle to a certain TT chick here. She will squat down right beside ya to help you filter water and then rip a nice stinky one. What are ya gonna do? Stop filtering and run away? So there ya are stuck in a green cloud and no way out. LOL!”

“I already tried this with the "Sarge Takes on All Comers" thread. You see how that turned out.”