Sarge's Question

“A shorts stack with stucky stuff on it??”

“Yep. A shorts stack with syrup.”

“ok sarge i will ask it here on YOUR thread

what are your plans?
staying
or
going?

you and BB make only one post on your thread then both go away from the thread.

are you BB
are you staying
going

darnit I NEED to know!!!”

“I guess I better not make plans for lunch...”

“why?”

““Won't post here again until Friday my ass. If he can go that length of time without posting here I'll eat Bucks undershorts.”
Nigal
1:36:12 PM
8/25/05”

“Mapes, Sarge has said he's NOT going to post ON THIS THREAD till later.
Nigal is going to have to eat Bucks shorts if Sarge does not post.
LOL”

“Are you sure Buck wears undershorts??”

“stupid.
this thread is freakin stupid.

“Mapes, Sarge has said he's NOT going to post ON THIS THREAD till later

till be gets begged to stay?


dumb!”

“mapes, read the first post of the thread.”

“I will not post on this thread until Friday night of this week, unless the thread stays relatively active beyond that, so don't ask me any questions or post something that demands my response please.



unless the thread stays relatively active beyond that



oh give me a break. this is sooooo stupid and it annoys me.

sorry sarge but this is the work of a child.


i think because i think it is BB that upsets me more then anything.
oh well have fun playing stupid games. i am done!

sarge have a good weekend and please try to get out hiking it does the soul good.”

“Thus far Sarge has been dumb on this thread.”

“This thread is one of the more pathetic cry's for attention I have seen in a very long time.

Sarge..
#1 Get a life

#2 This is a backpacking/hiking site, at least once in awhile post something relevant to the topic.

# Get you ass out in the woods, you need mountain time....even if it's car camping.

As to the bigger question, it's your call. You have the same right to post here as everyone else...and we have the right to ignore you.”

“Sarge is loving all the posting here. Ha Ha.”

“Just posting another response here, to delay the Coming.

Maybe I'll start posting excerpts from the encyclopedia, one page at a time.”

“Click

Click

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”

“YEs SS - Sarge is soooo coooool and everyone else is so dumb.”

“hey Y2
how you doin???”

“good Mapes, how's the doggie detective stuff going?”

“LOL Y2, Sarge entertains me.

I don't know if he's 'cool' or not, have not met him.

I would probably dislike him too if I was foolish enough to argue with him. You should also notice I do not argue with solitary hiker either. Both are no win. They both have far more patience than I'll ever have and just plain wear their victims down with the shear number of posts.

Don't be hate'n.”

“doggie dic?

LMAO now that is too freakin funny
Y2 you want to go ghost hunting with us?
its near you”

“None of us has met him, so it is true that this could be him raslin the mighty python.

”

“thats perverted!”

“that could be a goer Maple, love to see you guys again.”

“goer?

is that an english word?
LOL”

“Y2 can i have you email addy please!”

“uh huh, you know English - that language you guys bastardise ;o)”

“LOL
i speek good english
just cant spell it

LOL”

“"Is your wife a goer, eh?"”

“Man: 'Evening, squire!
Squire: (stiffly) Good evening.
Man: Is, uh,...Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?
Squire: I, uh, I beg your pardon?
Man: Your, uh, your wife, does she go, eh, does she go, eh?
Squire: (flustered) Well, she sometimes "goes", yes.
Man: Aaaaaaaah bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more, knowwhatahmean, nudge nudge?
Squire: (confused) I'm afraid I don't quite follow you.
Man: Follow me. Follow me. That's good, that's good! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!
Squire: Are you, uh,...are you selling something?
Man: SELLING! Very good, very good! Ay? Ay? Ay?
(pause)
Man: Oooh! Ya wicked Ay! Wicked Ay! Oooh hooh! Say No MORE!
Squire: Well, I, uh....
Man: Is, your uh, is your wife a sport, ay?
Squire: Um, she likes sport, yes!
Man: I bet she does, I bet she does!
Squire: As a matter of fact she's very fond of cricket.
Man: 'Oo isn't? Likes games, eh? Knew she would. Likes games, eh? She's been around a bit, been around?
Squire: She has traveled, yes. She's from Scarsdale.
(pause)
Man: SAY NO MORE!!
Man: Scarsdale, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore, squire!
Squire: I wasn't going to!
Man: Oh! Well, never mind. Dib dib?
Is your uh, is your wife interested in....photography, ay?
"Photographs, ay", he asked him knowlingly?
Squire: Photography?
Man: Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?
Squire: Holiday snaps, eh?
Man: They could be, they could be taken on holiday. Candid, you know, CANDID photography?
Squire: No, no I'm afraid we don't have a camera.
Man: Oh. (leeringly) Still, mooooooh, ay? Mwoohohohohoo, ay? Hohohohohoho, ay?
Squire: Look... are you insinuating something?
Man: Oh, no, no, no...yes.
Squire: Well?
Man: Well, you're a man of the world, squire.
Squire: Yes...
Man: I mean, you've been around a bit, you know, like, you've, uh....
You've "done it"....
Squire: What do you mean?
Man: Well, I mean like,....you've SLEPT, with a lady....
Squire: Yes....
Man: What's it like?”

“well its Fri night (7:19 pm EST)


so what is it going to be?


(i say stay but relax a tad bit)”

““It's amazing to me how serious some people take TT. Do you have nothing else going on in your life? Sometimes this seems like a virtual high school with all the drama and cliques and such"~JO

JO's completely right on this one, TT contains just about the same amount of drama that High School has, i'd know, i'm in highschool. I thinkkkk everyone should just take it easy and chillll out. There's no reason for anyone to leave, and if you have personal vendettas with Sarge, then post them and maybe he'll think about what he post's next time.”

“Personally... I think we should all start making alliances and teams and begin having verbal battles on TT. Wouldn't that be interesting, and for that, i'd request Sarge to be my first alliance...

BTW- That's not supposed to offend Sarge, it's a compliment”

“If ya'll don't knock it off, I'm gonna leave TT for good untill monday >:( And I mean it!”

“if we had to pick arguing teams id definitely want sarge on my side. he could convince me my poop's not brown if that's what the debate was about.”

“ductape, that was mean, and as s-rge's proxy for this thread, im going to talk about yo mama”

“hey crash!!!! :D


guess what? Im going packin!”

“whattaya want, a cookie?”

“ooooo that sounds good :)”

“Personally... I think we should all start making alliances and teams and begin having verbal battles on TT.

I get to be captain. I want lyra® and Twinkle Toes® on my team for sure.”

“I think we should all start making alliances and teams and begin having verbal battles on TT.

we dont do that already?

its funny that the high school kid is the most sensible person on the board”

“*shoots spit ball at Jayne*”

“I watch Beverly Hills 90210 for the amazing wisdom, insight, and short skirts.”

“Being that these people have ranted about Sarge for 3 pages now, my vote is that he is probably here to stay....

~Sgt Willie McTell

Although the dude does have some massive personal problems.

It would be good advice to lighten up a little man. Be a bit more polite or I will taunt you a second time.

Later peeps.”

“Everyone should stay. Don't ask anyone to leave. I am assuming the ignore feature works, but I think that's why it's there. If you don't like someone just ignore them. So far I haven't found anyone THAT bad, that is someone that is abusive. Abrasive, yes. Abusive, no ... or not yet.
last edited: 8/27/05 10:30:14 PM”

“Do you want me to leave trailtalk?”
Sarge
9:44:41 PM
8/24/05


I feel a bit presumptuous answering but here it is:

No.
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“By the way, that [u] has no meaning, I was trying to do underlining and something went odd with the html.”

“By the way, that [u] has no meaning, I was trying to do underlining and something went odd with the html.”

“yea, you tried to post and something went odd with that. its a good thing you quit while you were ahead”

“i think it would be a shame if sarge stopped posting. he has intelligent opinions, wit, and can spell to boot!”