Where's Cheney?

“I got a funny thing from my girlfriend today. It's a recording of Cheney's Got a Gun sung to the tune of Janie's Got a Gun by Aerosmith.


Dick Cheney's got a gun
Dick Cheney's got a gun
The safety's come undone
Sweating in the Texas sun

What did our leader do?
Who'd he put a bullet through?
They say when Cheney goes to Texas
You'll find him hunting fish and game
His buddy had it comin'
Cause when Cheney's got a gun
He's just not that good at taking aaaaaiiiiiimm

Cheney's got a gun
Dick Cheney shot someone
Cindy Sheehan better run
Better watch her liberal buns
Tell him that the war's not through
He'll probably put a hole in you
He tracked the little bitty birdy
Hoping to blow out its brains
They say the spell that he gets under
From double barrel thunder
Makes his eyes pop out like he's insaaaaaane

Run away
Run away from the vice president
Run away
Run away
Run from Dick Che-ee-ay-ee-ay-ney

Dick Cheney's got a gun
The safety's come undone
Cindy Sheehan better run
It's a weapon of mass destruction...........






Well, I tried to post the link the audio, but I can't do it. If you want it, e-mail me.
last edited: 2/16/06 9:21:04 PM”

“The baseless accusations of the left are the same as they always are. Cheney was drunk, the shooting was intentional, the authorities were not notified, more statements based on nothing.

I think it is projection. They look at a situation and assume the vice president actions would mimic their own.”

“(AP) LAFAYETTE, Colo. Hours after laughing about Vice President Dick Cheney's hunting mishap, Josh Kayser was himself shot by a friend during a hunting expedition.

The 21-year-old Lafayette man was taken to the hospital Monday night after his girlfriend accidentally shot him while they were trailing a raccoon that had been preying on chickens on his family's property.

"I read that thing about the vice president and said to myself 'how can you shoot your friend with your gun?' And look what happened," he said Tuesday.

Kayser was crouched down to look under a shed where he thought a wounded raccoon was hiding, and his 17-year-old girlfriend accidentally shot him with a .22-caliber rifle. Police have not identified the girlfriend.

http://cbs4denver.com/local/local_story_047101455.html”

“Dick Cheney is at least as responsible as a 17 year old girl.”

“


http://igotshotbydickcheney.com/”

“Ha! Figures!”

“Remember the TWIT of the Year award a few years ago to the guy in New Hampshire who was shot while walking through the forest in a brown outfit with foam rubber antlers on his head? Animal protestor or something trying to protect the deer....”

“Wow!!! Cheney's friend was on tv saying he felt sorry for Cheney, for all that HE'S gone through with the press and politicians!!! Now that's some kind of friend!”

“He thanked the media for their concern and prayers even though some of media were praying he would die.

The guy is a class act.”

“I saw a news report yesterday that said they are now making Dick Cheney costumes for Halloween. It looks like hunting outfit with a rubber Cheney mask and comes complete with a fake rifle. I only caught quick glance of the outfit from a distance so I didn't see a lot of the details.”

“Sorry I got in the way of your shotgun:


”

“Johnny Cash lives!”

“I just can't get over this guy worrying about Cheney through all of this. He really stepped in to help with damage control and Cheney really needed it. I can see shooting another hunter that's at a great distance, but someone so close to you?”

“That microphone was clamped to a shot gun barrels.”

“What Ruby tried to link to:

http://www.toonedin.com/cheney.html”

“The media must be deeply disappointed that Whittington left the hospital, before he died. This has been a clear case of the media taking a few facts and trying to turn it into more that it was.

I remember when the media reported the news instead of creating it.”

“I think that Dicks buddy suffers from Stockholm Syndrome...."sorry I got in front of your bullets Dick". My buddy shots me in the face I am kicking his ass as soon as I am ambulatory. Glad he is okay.One lucky dude, fortunate it wasnt a 10yd shot.”

“Mary Cheney is pregnant. She and her partner of 15 years, Heather Poe, are 'ecstatic'.

'The VP and Mrs. Cheney are looking forward with eager anticipation to the arrival of their sixth grandchild.'
last edited: 12/06/06 9:17:48 AM”

“As much as I dislike this man, I believe he is happy for his daughter and her partner. I read something like that this morning but can't find the link.”

“Everything I've read suggests he has been a good father.”

“Yeah...you ever notice the only people making a big fuss about "children's orientation or problems" seems to be the allegedly TOLERANT libbies....?



WHEN YOU HAVE LIBBIES LIBBIES LIBBIES
AT THE TABLE TABLE TABLE
THEY WILL CHANGE THE RULES TO SUIT THEM
AS THEY ARE ABLE ABLE ABLE”

“Come on XL, those three aren't the raging homophobes MarkO and Vile are. Give them a break here.”

“Sometimes, XL. You assume way too much.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/12/05/AR2006120501712_pf.html”

“Yeah boy, you read those Washinton Post articles and you are hit by the same nagging thought you get when you read the National Enquirer...."I wonder if that is really true?"”

“a course if it was FauxNews you wouldnt even have to wonder”

“WASHINGTON, Dec. 12 — Saudi Arabia has told the Bush administration that it might provide financial backing to Iraqi Sunnis in any war against Iraq’s Shiites if the United States pulls its troops out of Iraq, according to American and Arab diplomats.

King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia conveyed that message to Vice President Dick Cheney two weeks ago during Mr. Cheney’s whirlwind visit to Riyadh, the officials said. During the visit, King Abdullah also expressed strong opposition to diplomatic talks between the United States and Iran, and pushed for Washington to encourage the resumption of peace talks between Israel and the Palestinians, senior Bush administration officials said.

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/12/13/world/middleeast/13saudi.html?hp&ex=1166072400&en=9b8923e7095544b1&ei=5094&partner=homepage”

“so?”

“So the Saudis invade Iraq?

Are you for real?”

“I was just waiting patiently for the rest of your rant.”

“MAN if we can get the Saudis supporting the Sunnis they represent the branch of Islam that came through the caliphate, which started with Abu Bakr. (might want to pass this on the the new Chairman of the House Intel Committee (LOL) and we can get Iran Supporting the Shiites...this would be a great war....each of them killing each other...and we can stand back and sell arms to both side...(LOL)”

“Ha ha. People killing each other. Funny.

Sheesh.”

“NO muslims killing each other....hilarious.”

“LOL..as seen in two or three small town newspapers with distribution in the DOUBLE digits....”

“Thanks WD40 - you have a career as a straight man ahead of you - you set these up for me so well.

This one came from the Salt Lake Tribune: http://extras.sltrib.com/bagley/ . You know, the the largest-circulated local daily newspaper in the very conservative city of Salt Lake City, Utah. It has a daily circulation of approximately 130,000 daily editions and 160,000 Sunday papers.”

“It seems that you might be the last man in America to realize what a sick joke this guy is.”

“I always hear him calling for Help! Help! then I flush and can't hear him anymore.”

“I always hear him calling for Help! Help! then I flush and can't hear him anymore.”

“Alcoa withdrew it's bid for Alcan. Help!Help! then I flush and can't hear him anymore.”

“Seriously - is he still alive?”

“Was he ever?”

“He and Addington are down in the bunker plotting their next move ----”

“He was visiting OJ this morning.”

“Dood, it's near Spokane.”

“Greatest VP ever!”

“him and bush are hiding in the pantry of the white house kitchen saying "go away, please don't make us do stuff"...there's enough food in there to last them till january”