Where's Cheney?

“The web says he suppost to visit some oil-sand project on 9/9/05. Someone told me he sleeps alot.”

“I think this will explain his absence.

http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/40043,30.php”

“These people aren't stupid. When the news is bad, duck for cover and wait until it passes.

This is the same reason we haven't seen Bob Dole or John McCain. They don't want to be associated with the train wreck. Or worse, they don't want to become the next let's-rebuild-NO-in-Arkansas Dennis Hastert. Or even worse, $7,000-shoe-shopping-as-NO-burns Condi Rice.

However, we see Mitt Romney criticizing the relief efforts. We see Chuck Hagel slamming the Iraq War. It's because they want to run in 2008 and have to separate themselves from the current administration.”

“Gee lanscaper, how dang needy are ya? Do you have to see the politicians parading around to know they are working or to somehow feel safer? If they don’t do the touring photo op they are asleep at the wheel and if they do the touring photo op they get accused of cheap publicity and everyone says they don’t really care.

Why do people give the government so much power by depending on them this way?”

“Even libertarians believe that the federal government exists to protect the public. I personally have no need to see or hear those gas bags.

Be a man and admit the truth.......the government ( Bush, Chertoff, Cheney, etc) screwed up and should be held responsible. Like an NBC reporter said the other night, if the US governemnt can drop the 3rd ID into a hot zone and set up operations within 24 hours, they should have done the same in NO.



This is a disgrace.”

“Theres plenty of blame to go around. NO should have been prepared.They screwed up and should take some heat. As the mayor said, "This is the one we feared." The state should have been prepared, they weren't and should take some heat. The feds should have been prepared in case the local and state wasn't (and they weren't.)

You may not like Bush but he makes a decision and takes the heat. Thats what true leaders are made of. There are so many Bush bashers on this board its a joke, get a life. Your either part of the problem or part of the solution.”

“I never said any such thing. :)”

“http://www.crooksandliars.com/2005/09/08.html#a4857


During a discussion on hurricane relief efforts, an off camera protester shouts, "Go #&%!$ yourself, Mr. Cheney. Go #&%!$ yourself."

The camera remains on Cheney while we hear scuffling in the background. Cheney continues speaking.

CNN's reporter asks Cheney, "Are you getting a lot of that Mr. Vice President?"
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“if he was up your stupid a$$ you'd know”

“i"ll bet he didnt answer that question.”

“He did answer it immediately. He said "It's the first time I've heard it."

Did you guys listen to that guy who said that? Sounded like Richard Simmons maybe.”

“It may have been the first time he heard it, but there are a vast amount of people thinking it.”

“I guess he didn't read the email I sent him...”

“must have had his hearing aid turned off the other 18,000 times.”

“Meet Dr. Ben Marble, the physician who told Cheney to go f*ck himself: http://opednews.com/articles/opedne_jackson__050909_physician_who_told_o.htm”

“Interesting link with some good info. I wish had the audacity Fox news fans have and call that "fair and balanced" or "no-spin."”

“You wouldn't want to make the King look bad would you?

Excuse me, the Vice President.

Vice, does sound appropriate now that I think about it ;-)”

“WWPLD?

(What would Patrick Leahy do?)”

“Look what the nice republicans have to say about Dr. Ben Marble :link”

“AUSTIN - As Vice President Dick Cheney toured Hurricane Katrina shelter operations in Texas' capital city Saturday, a group of about two dozen protesters gathered outside chanting, "Cheney, Cheney, you can't hide, we charge you with genocide."

http://www.heralddemocrat.com/articles/2005/09/11/texas_news/iq_1950635.txt”

“Cheney then looked up at Rumsfeld. His dark gaze leered at Rumsfeld, hypnotizing him to overcome a feeling of lust. A desire. "Oh, Dick..." Rumsfeld nudged Cheney against a wall and stared deeper into his dark eyes. Rumsfeld couldn't help but touch Cheney's lips with his.

“Holy mackerel...that’s funny! I had a similar feeling about you!” Rumsfeld giggled as he kissed the side of Cheney's mouth hysterically. Rumsfeld let his tongue go for Cheney's ear.”

“Love hurts!!”

“http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11312757/

Done with quail hunting, apparently.”

“guns dont shoot people, republicans shoot people

:-P”

“How much does a 'lawyer license' cost in tejas?”

“Dang good thing Cheney was 4F and unfit for military service.”

“They are already blaming the guy who was shot.”

“Notice how the liberal media doesn't mention all the great things about getting shot, they only focus on the blood and pain and stuff?
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“LOL @ Violin.”

“Hey, at least nobody died when he tried to kill his friends like with Kennedy and the Clintons.”

“Good thing Cheney packs a small-bore. If he was shooting with a 3 inch mag. 12 or 10 guage, his buddy may be more than bloody.”

“LOL @ C!B!”

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YOU WON'T SEE ME


Hillary, you know, duck season is here
I'll reach out to you...and I'll take you, dear
There's rules you should know
On your head, this fake duck goes
We will watch our friendship grow
And I will teach you...I will teach you


I will bring for you...the right kind of load
You'll hide in the brush...just off of the road
There are rules to know
On your head, this fake duck goes
We will watch our friendship grow
And I will teach you...I will teach you


Time after time I see you need relaxation
And if things go right, I'll speak to a grateful nation


You can bring along a good friend or two
Howard Dean, I think, should learn something new
There are rules to know
On your head, this duck goes
We will watch our friendship grow
And I will teach you...I will teach you


Time after time I see you need relaxation
And if things go right, I'll speak to a grateul nation


So will you please clear your schedule right now
You are busy, sure, but do it somehow
There are rules to know
On your head, this duck goes
We will watch our friendship grow
And I will teach you...I will teach you”

“HAHAHA, man, Chenney is killing me! (Not really) but this is just too funny! Maybe he had a Dan Quale stamp on his liscense.”

“The VP's men are thinking of working for the other side.
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“I got shot on a dove hunt once.”

“According to the white house - the guy wasn't shot by Cheney, he was "sprayed".

lololololololololol”

“Bacpac, will be in Queen Wilhelmina Park next Sunday at the Lodge to begin a hike from Winding Stair back to the lodge during the week. I hear you from there.............or abouts, this right?”

“I don't see anything funny about someone getting accidently shot by a friend.”

“Reporters: Mr Vice President, how do you explain the shooting of your hunting partner?

Vice President Dick Cheney: I don't know, it just went off in my hand.

Lynne Cheney: Like I haven't heard THAT excuse before.

Kilgore”

“I still would rather hunt with Cheney than have Ted Kennedy drive me somewhere.”

“LMAO @ XL”

“hey it just hit me...is this a trend starting? I mean this is the second administration where someone was "sprayed in the face"”

“Deadeye Dick!”

“The guy would have lived but the Secret Service field dressed him.....”

“I don't care for Cheney but it was the other guys fault. You don't walk up from behind without announcing yourself ahead of time esp when hunting. That was just stupid”