Ive got fleas :(

“itch itch scratch scratch!


darn smelly cats.

got to chase a Canadian Goose around a back yard. caught the little bugger!

Animal Planet will be at work tomorrow!!”

“Goose tonight at the Trees'!”

“after what I saw come out of its butt?

no thank you!”

“You don't eat that part!”

“COOL! Are you going to be on TV?”

“I do NOT plan on being shy.
come to think of it, i dont think ive ever been shy LOL”

“Maple, if you're on camera don't forget to flash the TT gang sign.”

“Squirt some goose poo at the camera.”

“shy is not a word that has ever come to mind when i've thought about you mapleleaf.”

“Leave it to you to get fleas...on the job! What were you doing? Rolling around on the ground with some animal abusing flea-ridden schmoe while trying to handcuff em'?

LOL!

So happy you love your new job :)

When are you taking me out to lunch in celevration? lol”

“Don't forget your thebackpacker.com T-shirt, we all want to see you in it on TV.”

“mmm TT sign?

any suggestions without getting fired?
how about a peace sign?

twinks, not on the money I am making LOL
thanks roam I love you to! mmmm i might be calling you at 4 am again real soon. right twinks?”

“Pretty much the same stuff that comes out the back end of a goose comes out the back end of turkeys and chickens. Back in the days before avian flu, I did a Thanksgiving photo story from a turkey house. It took a few months till I ate turkey again!”

“Oh geez, I totally forgot we called poor Roamy at 4am!! Man oh man I was drunk as a skunk!

where on earth did that statement come from?

Maple's got fleeeeeaaaaasss! Filthy pirate.”

“Pirates had a lot worse than fleas crawling on them.”

“Pirates had a lot worse than fleas crawling on them.”
bitpusher

... like other pirates.”

“Fleas today....??????? tommarrow?

I'm telling you, Maple's a filthy pirate.



;)”

“She's just trying to make treebeard jealous.”