Yo Matt, Webmeister!

“If my next flight crashes on a remote tropical island and these numbers keep popping up everywhere, I'm gonna make a TV series based upon my experience.”

“If you can make it out ........... ALIVE!!!

(insert dramatic music here)”

“LOL, good one, gojo! Maybe they were more than views, too!!!! ;-)”

“it would be nice to have a view of just the threads you have posted to in the selected time range. let's see you code that!”

“he could just add to a list of numbers to your profile as you post - similar to "ignore this user"”

“Sarge wants things on the screen to be meaningful? Hell the posts aren't even meaningful! LOL!”

“old wilt the stilt.”

“hehe”

“It would be nice if once a thread view count hits 500 views, the person who started the thread gets a substantial pizza coupon sent to them personally from Matt, with a nice little "thank you" and smiley face. That would be really nice.”

“matt could you make it so the thread knows what i'm thinking and just populates itself?...this typing is getting really annoying”

“"matt could you make it so the thread knows what i'm thinking and just populates itself?"

That will only happen if you're a democrat.”

“sometimes i wish i was a democrat...that'd be so easy...i could just cut and paste "it's all bush's fault" to every thread LOL
last edited: 5/24/06 1:03:20 PM”

“FUEGO! FUEGO! FUEGO! Wait, you're sorta bashing Dems. It's okay folks, keep it as it is. This thread is coded correctly, no objections here.”

“You guys are hilarious. Looking!”

“4 8 15 16 ...”

“those numbers mean it's all bush's fualt.”

“i'll 69 that with a 42 and 5!”

“matt, would you please wipe my nose and tell me everythings going to be alright?”

“Matt, will you hold me. I feel needy.”

“http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/44357,5.php

Matt, please ban or timeout marge and delete marge's post violating the TOP. Thanks!

Posting of personal information that is not deemed public information will not be tolerated and the offending post will be removed.”

“cry baby”

“ugly”

“ferret face”

“divorcee with a mid teen daughter”

“oh good one.”

“still ugly”

“a$$ spelunker”

“Sarge is my dad ;P”

“That's "daddy" to you daydreamer!”

“A$$ spelunker -- oo brett

Um, according to your webshots, you're the spelunker. How was brokeback mountain?”

“Yes Sir !”

“=)”

“delete it yourself”

“it was great, you should go sometime.you can be the center man, sweetypie.”

“you're still ugly”

“are you a 12 year old?”

“If I were, you'd still be ugly.”

“loser”

“still ugly”

“Thank you Matt.”

“Matt-

I just tried to post a new thread...TWICE and it ate it. :(”

“Wow, a battle of the trolls.

Reminds me of the old days.”

“ya,but that pudwhacker has no class...”

“Definition of somebody with class by oo brett.

One who calls another "cry baby".

Classy!!

PS - you're still ugly”

“and it would appear no life.”

“I have to at least be skeptical of anyone's character if they can't get along with Dub.”

“I have to be skeptical of anyone's character if they do get along with dub.”

“Well, there is that Brett. Haha!”

“Who is dub? Is that ugly?”

“anyone else having problems with the site refreshing. It took over 30 minutes to refresh.”