National Talk Like a Pirate Day!!

“LOL @ conk”

“so THATS why they had the pirate family on wife swap yesterday”

“is anybody going to see the new pirate movie?

i guess it's got some nudity in it, cause it's rated aaarrrrrrrr


LOL, i kill myself”

“A pirate family, sure, that sounds reasonable!

Sacco, I ain't seen you around these parts lately. Did I tell you, I went and saw that band Sirsy you highly recommended...they really rocked out! First time I've ever seen someone stand up while singing and playing the drums. Hot stuff! She has an awesome voice.”

“new job has me out of the office most of the time.

see, i give good recommedations!

no kiddin about that chick, she is one talented MOFO! now that i'm not in albany too much- not much chance for me to catch them live again, but i'll be buying their next CD.

if you want the MP3s, i could sned you 2 of their CDs i have, unconvered and ruby. or if you're on limewire you can get them from me that way.”

“SHUT UP, that would be awesome! I was wishing I'd bought one of their CDs while I was there...but I didn't really know what was what, and I didn't want one of them doing some dumb covers or something. I definitely liked them doing their original songs best. I also considered buying some underwear with their logo on it, but decided against it...LOL!

I do have limewire, too! I tried to search for them on there, but only a couple things came up, with just the band name I think, no song titles, and I never remembered to look up the names of any of their songs anyway...”

“So where are you for your new job, if you're not in the office, anyway? Got a nice street corner staked out?”

“"...i could sned you 2 of their CDs i have..."

I think a term like "sned" is just a bit too sexy for Trail Talk.

Are they an Albany band?”

“i'm a spill response engineer now. i drive one of those nifty emergency trucks with bubble lights around.

they're called SIRSY marko, and ya, they're a capital district band and they rock.

SIRSY undies?! man, that is some sexy stuff!

i was gonna download their CDs to my PC for my MP3 player this week. when i do i'll let you know lyra.”

“Woohoo, thanks homeslice! :-) Yeah they were really pushing the undies, they had mannequins modeling boxers and girls' undies and shirts.
last edited: 9/19/06 12:29:38 PM”

“Pirates don't wear undies.”

“they'd wear these!

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“So this guy sees his first alleged pirate at a Waterfront Bar. The guy looked tough. Peg leg, hook for his right hand and patch on his right eye.

He walks up to the pirate and asks to buy him a drink. He engages in chat and finally gets around to the life of a Pirate.

"Arrgh," The pirate says,"Lost me leg in a battle in the South China Sea, got shot clean of by a bullet."

"wow" the guy replies,"how bout the hand?"

"The pirate looks at his hook and says,"Shark off Cuba, I was reaching for a rope and it come out the warter and too it clean off...aargh."

"WOW," the guy looks and asks, "What happened to your eye?"

"Seagull," The pirate replied.

"A SEAGULL DID THAT TO YOU?" The guy asks incredulously.

"Nah it was flying over and crapped in me eye." the Pirate replies,"First week with the new hook wouldn't you know."”

“Aaaarrrrgggg!!!”

“ERrrrr blow me down matey..”

“I heard that Walmart is combining their gun department with the school supply section.”

“LOL, I heard they are putting the fishing and beer section near the tampons too....”

“interesting”

“It is interesting that the word "Walmart" would turn up on a tread about pirates.”

“yup”

“MarkO - I didn't want to use it, but I couldn't think of a better term. It really represents a class of stores, which would include Target and others. "Sears" is no longer sufficient. Makes me think of others that have been there and failed. I think two of them were Field's and Cosco.”

“Lets not forget, Goodwill.”

“That Wife Swap with the pirate family was too funny! The other woman reminded me of the girl from the Terminator movies. :-)”

“Okay, I probably could've chosen a better thread for this. But it's still cool!

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/10/30/blackbeard.ship.reut/index.html”

“Arrrr, national Talk Like a Pirate day is Sept. 19th this year!”

“drink up me hearties yo ho!”

“Arrgh! I love ye pirates!”

“Pirate-talk reminds me of Miss Janet. ARRRRRR!”

“Know what king of socks pirates wear?

Arrrrrgyl's”

“and we have Five Days to practice ---- !





The best I could find on short notice ---- Cambodian Pirates

(yep..... that's the Mayaguez)

Sorry 'bout the humongoid image, but it was unreadable otherwise....

NEWS On The MARCH
National Lampoon
July 1975
Volume 1, Nº LXIV

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“Man,  I still gotta go find my newest pair of reading specs!”

“haha funny”

“Avast! It's Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Yarrr!”

“Tinker Bell here, remember all these pirates are good republican girls and boys , so go light on them.”

“Warp the prank!

Shrivel me timbrels!”

“I managed to freak out a man with a pond supply company (in Huntsville Alabama no less) by answering the phone with pirate speak about an hour ago. I had to explain the significance of this day. He thought it was funny.

Yarrrr, this be the Long household ye scurvy dog!”

“Argh! Best be good to me or I'll have ye all keelhauled.”

“< reset date range to 6 days >”

“a grog is A half pint of rum mixed with one quart of water and issued in two servings before noon and after the end of the working day became part of the official regulations of the Royal Navy in 1756 and lasted for more than two centuries.

The rum was mixed in with fresh water to help with that yummy algae taste on voyages. hardly Pirate speak.”

“10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.”

“Pickup Lines, generic.
(TrailTalk c. 2001)”

“Well sure we are fifth in a six team division and well yeah, we've lost four in a row (but so have the Red Sox), and we are what - one whole game ahead of the Astros and there are other teams with (barely) worse records.

Hey we'll get some top draft picks and you just wait until next year!”

“so zac how many have you used and how many work?”

“It be a special hag that them lines work on.”

“'And o'er th' booty Wench!

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“THe priate who walks into the Bar with the Ships Wheel hanging by a rope out of his pants...the Bartender asks about it he says, "ARRGH, Haven't an idea but it Drives Me nuts."”

“http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm

scroll down to about halfway, to the dialog between "boy" and "girl" AARRRRR

this guy was trolling cyber-sex sites. freaking hilarious, although rather mean-spirited at times

WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK, CHILDREN, CHRISTIANS, FEMINISTS, CYBER-ERS OR THE PIRATE ANTI-DEFAMATION LEAGUE
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“That is soooo bad, where the hell do you find these things?

Ok a laughed a couple of times...”