National Talk Like a Pirate Day!!

“believe it or not, i was perusing the lolcats site, when one of their posts reminded me of this classic gem

ARRRR”

“$#%%%$$...I missed it!!!”

“you mean "arrrrrrr i missed it!"”

“Wooo Hooooo!!!guess what day tomorrow is?????”

“i steal from the riaa and i like it”

“whoo hooo”

“It's that time of year again maties!

Q: Where does a buccaneer keep his ears?

A: Under 'is buccin' hat!

International Talk Like A Pirate Day September 19th”

“He he he...I wonder if Laurel would get in trouble for that tomorrow...talking like a pirate in class!”

“Tuck's class at school has been studying pirates. Yesterday the teacher sent a last minute email telling us that in celebration of Talk-Like-A-Pirate day, the kids could come to school dressed as pirates rather than their normal uniform. Tuck was excited!”

“Arrrr!”

“This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"
And the pirate says...
Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!”

“arrrrrhhh, maties!!”

“Well swab me scuppers!”

“Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

(We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show was"dark" the week of Sept. 19.)

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.
Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)

They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.

You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?

Wanna shiver me timbers?

I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.

Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.

That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.

Let's get together and haul some keel.

That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.

Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates

By popular demand ...

10. What are YOU doing here?

9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)

8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"

6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"

4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!

2. RAMMING SPEED!

...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:

1. You. Pants Off. Now!”

“Are not all the pirates in Washington?”

“I thought they were in Pittsburgh.”

“off with there heads...

arrggggggg”

“That spiced rum wouldn't be half bad if they'd start out with half decent rum ----”

“ohhh I should have put some in my peach/chai smoothie this morning.”

“Arrrrr....I almost forgot! ”

“Avast ... run th yardarm over th binnacle 'n' galley th foremast!”

“Go to the google preferences page and you can set the interface to "Pirate".

As seen here:
http://www.google.com/preferences?hl=xx-pirate”

“hahaha I luvs googles”

“They also have Elmer Fudd, Bork bork bork (Swedeish chef), Hacker (l33t), and Klingon”

“ha ha that is great...”

“FTS ---- I'd rather drink like a pirate”

“Hiya mateys!!!!!!”

“(as long as the pirates have BEER on Friday afternoon!)”