Whatever happened to Carlette and BagBoy ?

“.....seems to me they both disappeared around the same time......”

“Bagboy got promoted to Cartpusher.”

“bagboy was/is a troll, he/she/it is probably lurking”

“I admit, bagboy is me...”

“Carlette, that old bum...I don't even see her on IM anymore. I need to give her a call and see if she's still alive”

“He et her.”

“yes, i did, and it was wonderful. well, at least i thought she liked it, but that's only one of my many talents. she couldn't get over the wonderful love song i wrote her. once we met, she was butter.

she is going to have our love child and doesn't want anyone to see her in a family way. it'll cut into her hiking time, but only for a while. i'll be taking care of the chores around the house, fixing pb and pickle sandwiches and continueing to rub her feet prior to the pedicures. other than that, it's life as usual.

when you read this sweetie, please except my most sincere apologies for letting the news slip. they do deserve to know though.

love you.”

“bag boy - you half-witted under-aged cart-pusher - how are you going to support a family?”

“Carlette ran off with the bagboy??”

“maybe she tried cutting down that big ol' tree by herself after all?”

“Maybe Carlette ran off with Dizzy Dana?”

“LOL..y'all are silly. Beat it bagboy.

I'm working an additional caseload since hurricane Katrina...wearing my superwoman social worker cape and such. I"LL BE BACK!!”

“or Dizzy Delilah?
DDX-- you need to stop wearing those dresses. It "ain't a pretty picture"...”

“oh my - its the Terminator





better run and hide before the planet turns much further”

“Well you need... to... um... stop wearing those... shirts. It ain a... pretty scence. Yeah... take that!”

“what happend to carlette? it's been awhile.
she made me laugh alot.
last i remember she was waiting on some test results.
hope everything turned out ok and it's just the new job keeping her away from here.
anybody know anything?”

“They come; they go.”

“aliens took here...





... she's living in Mexico now.”

“bump”

“Maybe she ran off with the bag boy.”

“more like bag boy ran her off”

“I finally was able to reach her. Took her 3 days or so to call me back. Tsk!

She's doing okay, but would do much better if she would have a little Aldebaran Bulldog puppy :-)

That's what she said!”

“What's up with Carlette? Is something wrong or is everything ok?”

“she is okay I think. Got computer issues, so she says. I still think we should all stop by for a surpise visit and knock on her door.

with a bottle of wine or two.”

“I'm on the way....”

“how bout a cigar?”

“alright!! I got the cigars, who brings the wine?”

“awwwwww.

i wish i had a puppy too. after 3 tries and speaking with reproduction specialists we're starting to loose hope.

great to hear she's ok, thanks gem!”

“Come back soon, Carlette, we miss you!”

“Sounds like a cheesy movie title.”