Girls have Cooties.

“Discuss.”

“Cooties are gooooood.”

“This coming from a guy named "DeoreDorant?!!!”

“I eat my cooties. Its full of protein. Why when I was a youngster, some days that is all we had to eat. We sat around the ol woodstove in the depths of winter with 10 feet of snow outside picking cooties off one another. It was an endless food source.”

“Oh ,goodie!!!”

“I'm betting Pink has nicer cooties then OGB.”

“I don't have cooties, just cold hands :/”

“discuss?
i think not. I think we need to smack ya around the circle a couple times. [and i am not a violent person]

:-P”

“Science had made amazing advances, OldGranBoobs, and with it's help we can now see the cooties you were eating off of your siblings:

”

“i sell my cooties for $2 a pop.”

“do your monkeys pick them off for you?



do they stick them up their butt before eating them?”

“why, are you interested in a monkey-butt-dipped cootie? if so, the price goes up to $5.”

“I guess you didn't remember the joke about the monkey in the bar who ate a billard ball”

“I have cooties right now! They really itch!”

“nope, lay it on me!”

“they ain't cooties - them is crabbies”

“Lay it one me? Oooooh... the joke... the joke...”

“Actually I got the chiggers again!”

“A man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder and orders a drink. The monkey jumps off the man's shoulder and eats all the nuts and pretzels from the bowls. The monkey then jumps onto the pool table and eats the billiard ball. The bartender says, "Hey you're monkey just ate my billiard ball!" The monkey's owner says, "Yeah, the little twerp eats everything in sight. I'll pay for a new billiard ball." A few days later the man comes back with the monkey. The monkey grabs a cherry, sticks it into it's butt then pulls it out and eats it. The bartender looks disgusted and tells the monkey's owner. The owner says "Yeah, the little twerp still eats everything in sight but after eating that billiard ball he always measures."”

“ha, cute!”

“Yer durn right girls have cooties, and don't you fellas forget it ;-) Of course, we got our cooties from you, LOL!”

“I gess I dont got koodys no more sens I got sebben duts the nother day that got flee bugs and stiks (and koodys to prolly) ded.

I DO NOT like no sebben duts! (but it is goooooood skracchys tho).”

“(OK, anybody GET "sebben duts??")

LOL”

“I did!”

“she's tryin to say "Savin Dust".

it kills cooties.”

“Hey sarabelle do you have butt scooting races on the grass to like my pup?”

“Oh man, my wife's dogs used to do that.


Then they died.”

“My 11-tear-old nephew tells me that a girl (somehow) managed to use the boys restroom at his school. When the boys found out about it, they were all afraid to use the toilets that day for fear of catching cooties. :} eeewwww. cooties. yuk!”

“#23's a dude! #1's kind of cute and what the hell is "improper solicitation of alcohol sales"?????”

“Some of the prostitutes should have died of starvation.”

“Maybe it's against the law in Tampa to say "buy me a drink and I'll sit and talk to you" if you're an employee of the establishment.”

“Oh right. Forgot about that tactic. Man, been too long since I've gone to a club. Wonder if I have time today....”

“Hey, how was Saturday night??”

“Some of them look like they have a meth habit.”

“Saturday was awesome, thanks! The damn storm did keep some away but most of the locals made it!”

“Them within staggering distance??”

“Oh those pics are sad! Some of the girls look sorta amused though, LOL.

Woohoo, glad the party went well, bearmagnet...I bet it was a blast!”

“Thanks Lyra!

We staggered into a cab, unfortunately. "Snow Emergency" meant double fare and the dude was slidding everywhere. He's lucky I didn't get sick!”