When Older People Start Peeing Things?

“Couldn't resist, the other thread title was just begging for a knock-off. Besides, there was someone recently that admitted to a peeing incident on yet another thread (remaining nameless) so this is appropriate.

When I get to the point that I start peeing things and seeing things, give me some Viagra, strip me naked and let me loose at a swapper's convention. That'l be a way to go!”

“don't have to be old to start peeing things. Luckily I have never had to pass a stone. Heard it hurts like hell”

“...Sonny, when your prostate is the size of a grapefruit, peeing the bed wins hands down over not bein' able ta pee at ALL!....”

“My Ol'wife thought she saw her shower & quilting bags in her pop-up for her umpteenth camping trip this year (aside from NYC, Boston & Hawaii vacations). So now, I have to run it up to her camping lake 2+hours (each)way.

Glad it's very windy & raining because I should be working on the roof of my new field stone shed.”