Global Warming

“WTF??

http://www.france24.com/france24Public/en/administration/afp-news.html?id=070709220200.0lbsxdw6&cat=null


A cold snap sent thermometers plunging in South America in recent days, killing three people in Chile and Argentina while Buenos Aires saw snow on Monday for the first time in 89 years.

The temperature dropped to minus 22 degrees Celsius (7.5 Farenheit) in Bariloche, in Argentina's southern Andes mountains, while snow flakes fell for the first time in Buenos Aires since 1918.”

“Yup, that's GW for you. Throwing off the balance all over the world. Record highs all over the US and record lows in Argentina...”

“'Live Earth', contrails shake world off axis.”

“Al Gore's footprint blots out the sun!”

“Wait...MarkO may have something old AL may be to a point where he can physically provide significant SHADE.”

“Americans have been trained to only listen to the pigs, Al's doing a good job of it. He should wear more jewelry and a big hat.”

“Al does cover a lot of ground these days.”

“The green stuff on Wall St. isn't growing -it's in the shade also.”

“The green stuff on Wall Street is growing. Al Gore wants to convice you it is the cause of global warming.”

“"Direct satellite measurements of solar activity show it has been declining since the mid-1980s and cannot account for recent rises in global temperatures, according to new research."

This includes sunspot activity, solar cycle, sun magnetic field activity, cosmic rays and solar irradiance.

http://environment.newscientist.com/article/dn12234-suns-activity-rules-out-link-to-global-warming.html”

“Wait...tech I just read (and it is posted somewhere here) that the SUN is getting HOTTER? Hence the melting ice caps on Mars.”

“I heard Bushs' mistakes with government are intentional to fight back a flight to socialism. If FEMA can't help you, then Dr. Taxcheck won't be able to either.

The truth is there somewhere, but just can't figure out why 111% of what one hears is BS? Who pays these liars?

Now that all the libraries are gone, so is the non-fiction section.”

“WOW...and look at the HURRICANE SEASON WE HAVE HAD THIS YEAR (LOL).....”

“Uh, no XL. Scientists use solar irradiance to measure the output of the sun, and they cover that in the article:

"Measurements of the Sun's brightness - which indicates of the amount of energy coming from the sun - only began in 1977. Yet here too the data suggests solar activity is playing a negligible role in current global warming: irradiance rose between 1977 and 1985, but has been dropping since."”

“"Now that all the libraries are gone, so is the non-fiction section."

Huh???

I must be workin' in a fantasy.”

“You would never find one by asking the person on the street. Forgot to thank you for being part of one.
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“Mark...is it Dewey decimal fantasy or Library of Congress Fantasy (LOL).

And Tech thanks for that information...but why are the ice caps on Mars Melting?”

“Why is the famous FEMA ice melting?”

“Because, Mike Brown likes his Scotch on the rocks?”

“Is it warm on this planet, or is it me?”

“So how many of the global warming believers here have gone vegetarian to help stop global warming?”

“They haven't reduced their energy consumption from surfing the web.”

“LOL..Animal Farm all over again....they have their Napoleon, and their Squeeler. I think it is indicative of their inherent hypocritical behavior.”

“WHAHAHHAHA....this is a toughie libbies...how does your religion explain this?
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,22069080-5001031,00.html

LAST month Australians endured our coldest June since 1950. Imagine that; all those trillions of tonnes of evil carbon we've horked up into the atmosphere over six decades of rampant industrialisation, and we're still getting the same icy weather we got during the Cold War.”

“Yes, Big George McCains' campaign has turned around with a $ 50.00 check from his mother.”

“Have fun bashing the messengers and the rest of your mental masturbation, but once again, your grandchildren and their grandchildren will be the ones who ultimately pay the price.

I was thinking the other day.... I don't have kids, so Why should I care what happens? (especially when so many super-patriot nature-loving people with kids obviously don't).  Maybe I should buy a muscle car and drive up and down Washington Road all day instead? .... Run the A/C full blast with the windows open!   Heck, buy stock in the most ungodly polluters, the most unscrupulous timber, mining, chemical and power companies.  Might as well, eh?

It would be win-win on the front end:   I get to do whatever the hell I like guilt free;  you get to claim "intellectual" victory (pardon the quotes, LOL)... and Devil Take The Hindmost (your progeny).

With gas prices the way they are, I should be able to get an Excursion cheap.... [GRIN].... Put some 6-inch pipes on it....

Sorry, I gotta run.  There's fluorescent bulbs to replace and insulation in the attic that's got to go.

First Thing:  crank the A/C down to 66°!  Yeah Baby!”

“Tilt.............Tilt...........BLAM!!!!!!!!”

“Yadda Yadda, we know the sky will fall one day, not in the near future but for the BILLIONS AND BILLIONS TO COME....OH MY we must surrender our lives to Government so that they can fly overhead in their private jets while we beat rats in the street to feed our families

Translation Tiltys last message.


HEY TILT

Here are some neat "SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE"

They bid Aldin look upon
the Accusers, which he did, and then they fell down. Aldin asked
Mr. Gidney, what Reason there could be given, why Aldin's looking
upon him did not strike him down as well; but no reason was given
that I heard. But the Accusers were brought to Aldin to touch them,
and this touch they said made them well. Aldin began to speak of
the Providence of God in suffering these Creatures to accuse Inno-
cent persons. Mr. Noyes asked Aldin why he would offer to speak of
the Providence of God. God by his Providence (said Mr. Noyes)
governs the World, and keeps it in peace; and so went on with Dis-
course , and stopt Aldin's mouth, as to that. Aldin told Mr. Gidney,
that he could assure him that there was a lying Spirit in them, for I
can assure you that there is not a word of truth in all these say of
me. But Aldin was again committed to the Marshal, and his Mittimus
written, which was as follows.


And now look at this




In the end it was the SKEPTICS who were accused...LOL...yep EnviroWackisim religion DOES HAVE PREVIOUS EXAMPLES>”

“In any event....   Not   My   Problem.

Hey, I'm a Middle-aged White Guy (with a Couple of Bucks), Living in the The Land of the Free and the Home of Chief Justice John Roberts!

Devil Take The Hindmost!


[/sarc]


postscript:   I'm also a devout Frisbyterian.

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“WOW....good reply..(sarcasm)”

“XL, you are soooooo weird.”

“(LOL) translation of Marky Mark....

Dang you got us on that one. ”

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I'm soooo underappreciated [sniffle-sniff].... Trying My Darndest to keep the world safe for your kiddies because you won't....

And These Are The Thanks I Get?    YE GODS AND LITTLE FISHES!!





[ROF ROF]

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“A bottle of that melted FEMA KATRINA Ice water would be worth about $320.00?”

“WHAHAHA..wonder what the trailers they flooded would have cost?

I always was amazed that the first two companies with BOOTS ON THE GROUND in the areas were WalMart and Home Depot.

Wonder what would happen if we farmed the supply of materials out to private business on a unit price basis. They bid...low bidder wins. In the event of a disaster they would be required to get it in place in a certain amount of time.”

“So no one has given up meat then? I thought you guys were serious about global warming?”

“"So no one has given up meat then?"

Not until you pry it from my cold dead fingers!”

“I eat very little meat, but been doing that long before the oil companies thought of 'Global Warming' as a way to run the price of oil and gas up , by making ethenol that requires more enregy to make than it contains when finished.”

“LOL @ Marko

You guys quit farting and spewing hot air in general... then we'll talk.

Hold in that methane! Save it for later.... Use it to start your campfire!”

“Seriously, if everyone is so concerned about stopping global warming then why not go for the #1 cause? Meat. When you see the top ways to stop global warming you always see things like changing your lightbulbs, driving less, ect. But hardly ever do you see giving up meat on the list. Why? It's not an easy sell. Yet meat contributes to global warming more than all cars, trucks and planes combined.

When the loonies give up their meat, then I'll start taking them seriously.”

“Just wait a few years and we'll all know who the 'loonies' were. More like trolls, actually.

Nah, I'll get a bigger truck even though I'm quite sure it'll cause you youngsters to fry later on. You don't give a damn --- why should I? By the time anything is done about it on a large enough scale to matter, you'll be COOKED anyway.

Bon Voyageee!
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“Nigal is right, but he's wrong. It's not meat, it's the source of the meat. Eat all the cows, pigs and chickens that exist and raise no more, because plenty of people can supply all the meat we need . Heed?”

“Just wait a few years and we'll all know who the 'loonies' were.

The same loonies who, 20 years ago, were predicting a mini ice age. They're loonies and their power is based on voodoo science that has been proven as dependable as creationism.”

“LOL...the libbies have to find some way to drive America into Second place.”

“Are these the people who predicted 25years ago that indoor soccer was the next football?”

“XL, we're second to Israel now.”

“They are working on solutions to the cow/methane problem. A recent article on New Scientist (?) said they think they've found a chemical that can be added to feed to cut methane production in cows something like 75%. I can't find the article right now.

Will I give up red meat? No. But I figure only 25% of the meat I eat at this point is from cows. The rest is pork, deer, chicken and seafood.”

“I read that the cow methane problem isn't actually farts but belches.

discuss......”

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take one home with you --- save a dollar to-day!

Hey.... !

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