I miss Sarge.

“It's irrelevant birch. I anwered your question with a question because your question makes me think you don't believe me and you are only asking to try to test me. Since I believe you aren't in fact curious but are actually interested in testing me, (meaning you lied), I'm not going to answer that question.

One of us lied birch. Which one was it? You know who knows which one of us lied.”

“LOL
Yep, that's Sarge's MO.”

“Hey Stomper!”

“Sarge, I was actually making some simple small talk. I enjoy talking about military stuff, no need to read into it.”

“no, birch, i think you were being mean

;-)”

“Right birch. One of us is lying again.

Shame shame shame ...

”

“It's synch or swim for Ashlee Simpson (search) on her second go-round on NBC's "Saturday Night Live." (search)

The vocally disparaged singer will perform this weekend, almost a year after the "SNL" audience heard her voice — singing the wrong song — while she held a microphone at her waist.

Even though lip-synching has been around for years, the incident resulted in Simpson being lampooned as an example of today's style-over-substance culture.

Simpson's manager-father, Joe Simpson, has said she used "extra help" because acid reflux disease had made her voice hoarse.

The 21-year-old singer will perform songs from her upcoming album, "I Am Me," according to Simpson's Web site.

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Ok, you're a 21 year old female concerned about style and appearances. Which is worse?

A) getting caught lip-synching on SNL
B) your dad telling everyone you have acid reflux disease”

“C. knowing your sister Jessica has a nicer ass then you in daisy duke shorts.”

“Birch, S-rge and G-d await your apology.”

“Im pretty sure s-rge and g-d are o-e and the s-me”

“Thanks Crash, but you don't have to be God to know that lying is wrong ... He put it in His book.

Hey, speaking of books, did you ever get that book yet?”

“hey, nice to see you phrased it in the form of a question this time

;-)

ive made a commitment to not start reading anything until ive finished writing my journal. unfortuneately, the writing is going slow”

“Nobody's going to read your journal. Come on crash ... get on with it!

Just kidding. You're a fine upstanding man. I think your journal would be great. Do I get a chapter in the journal? Please!! You can tell how you grew to love me over the last year.”

“Ok, back to the gym ...

So long suckers ... back to the real world.

Hopefully TT won't keep sucking so bad without me.”

“Couldn't google the answer fast enough huh Sarge.”

““Good luck! It's a jungle out there... - pitts

I used to train Army Rangers how to escape captivity in the jungle. I think I can handle it.”
sarge

It's just a trail! I meant good catching up to me. I tend to camp off the trail. That first night, however, I may camp at the end of the Chippewa lobe which is a remote but fairly established camp site. If you go you might find me there. If it gets dark before I get there I may have to crash in the woods.”

“Y2 - I provided SERE training at Ft. Lewis, WA in 1990 to Army Rangers. The training was provided in the forests of Mt. Rainier and was designed to simulate a jungle escape. I also provided training to helicopter pilots due to their tendency to get captured after crash landings and being shot down. The training covered such things as how to stay alive in captivity, how to stay mentally alert, how to (and when to) escape, how to meet up and exchange password information with a rescue team, and how to survive if you're on your own without a rescue team, including getting food and using obscure things for survival and rescue. If you can google this information, have at it. I doubt it. If you ask people in the know at FT Lewis at that time you will see that that training took place. I don't have pictures of myself or papers to prove it, (but I do have pictures of others receiving the training). If you think it's made up, fine. You're probably very smart and have good reason to think you're right a lot.

The funniest thing about this site it how people on here think things are unbelieveable.

You guys do get out a lot, right? Maybe you should get out more.”

“pitts - Ok, thanks. I'll bring my NVGs just in case.”

“Haha. Man, I wish I had a pair of those. Sweet.”

“Actually so do I. I was just kidding.”

“Nice to see you 'jump' to attention Sarge.”

“Nice to see you "not know what you're talking about" Y2.”

“I knew you were #&%!$ing with me! :)”

“Have fun pitts.

Dang it this site is addicting when I'm here!

I'm going to go lift now for real.

Bye”

“Aw did I miss my Sargey-Poo?”

“Sarge, no shat, FT Lewis. I was stationed there. Gotta love Tillicum and a cheesy british from Hoagies Corners.

See, sharing isnt that bad.
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“Never went to Tillicum. I was either in Yak FC, NTC (CA), Seattle, Rainier, Fox's, Deja-Vu, Black Angus, CI Shenanigan's (if I remember correctly), the Underground (both of them), or some "undisclosed" location.”

“Sarge come here and give me a big smooch!”

“Who are you when it's not Halloween?

Never mind. You'll eat me.
last edited: 10/06/05 10:02:14 PM”

“Hint: I have a C and a B in my two word name. figure it out big boy.”

“Homey don't play that.

”

“MMMMM. Nice shoe size there Sarge.
last edited: 10/06/05 10:21:08 PM”

“had a friend who lost his wife because of Fox's.”

“Hint: I have a C and a B in my two word name. figure it out big boy.”
BlackWidow

it aint me!”

“For a guy who finds the site boring, he's hanging around an awfully long time.”

“He's a man of his word Geo. When he says he's leaving, by G-d, he's leaving.”

“Maybe we just need to understand he's not in the same time zones as us. He's on Geologic Standard Time.”

“You do tend to transend time and space when you're in your own little world. LOL!”

“Two trailer park girls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
*scratches*
Two trailer park girls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
*scratches*

Guess who's back
Back again
Sarge's back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back.. {*Violin hums*}

[Verse 1: Violin]
I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Me no more
They want Sarge, I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Sarge, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka to jump start my heart quicker
than the shocks when I get shocked at the hospital
when the doctor when I'm not co-operating
When I'm rockin the table while he's operating
You waited this long, now stop debating
Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney
but your husband's heart problem's complicating
So the FCC won't let me be
or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty, without me
So, come on and dip, bum on your lips
#&%!$ that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits
And get ready, cause this #&%!$'s about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, #&%!$ You Debbie!

Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said-this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me

Little Hallions, kids feelin rebellious
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feelin like prisoners helpless
'til someone comes along on a mission and yells #&%!$!!!
A visionary, vision of scary
Could start a revolution, pollutin the airwaves
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
in the fact that I got everyone kissin my ass
And it's a disaster, such a castastrophe
for you can see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me?
Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix your damn antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna
enter in, under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention, back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Investing in your kid's ears a nest egg
Testing, attention please
Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?

Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said-this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me

A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with
anybody who's talkin this #&%!$, that #&%!$
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked
worse than those little Limp Bizkit bastards
And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie
You thirty-six year old boy fag, blow me
You don't know me, you're too old, let go
It's over, nobody listens to techno
Now let's go, just gimme the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes the #&%!$ just seems
everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm dis-gus-ting
But it's just me, I'm just obscene
And though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
do black music so selfishly
and used it to get myself wealthy
Here's a concept that works
Twenty million other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty, without me

Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said-this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me

Kids!
last edited: 10/07/05 12:06:58 PM”

“I smell a chicken hawk.”

“I smell bacon.”

“

A present for sarge.”

“i say we bring him back to break in the new webmaster...
last edited: 6/21/07 8:50:34 AM”

“second that! he he he he he he he

Crazy Mike to be second in command!
last edited: 6/21/07 8:48:08 AM”

“why do you miss him?”

“he IS the new webmaster...it would be just like sarge to buy the site just so he could get back on”

“and prove all you libbies wrong”

“sorry but if he does come back, I'm out of here :(”

“Okay..mapes I will talk to him...(LOL)”

“Y'all are sick!

....except for Maple!”