Potato prostitutes

“Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner.

One is a prostitute.

How can you tell which one is the prostitute?

Hold on......





















It's the one with the little sticker that says...

I - DA - HO”

“I thought this was gonna be the "Tree in the begina" story...”

“ha ha ha ha thats cute”

“i couldve gone my whole life not knowing what a pessary was and been just fine”

“I've heard that one in referece to why are there only 49 contestants in the Miss Ebonics beauty contest? No one wants to be Miss Idaho.”

“quote from bloodpushers site:

... pelvic exam reveals a mass which is easily removed from the vaginal vault

what exactly do you put in a "vaginal vault"?”

“Night deposits?”

“how bout the deed to your Volvo??!!...get it, you know Volvo=volva...ok so it wasn't that funny, but you come up with better”

“Acute angina????”

“A prostitute is recently diagnosed with heart trouble but decides to go to "work" anyway.
She is approached by a potential customer and tells him, "It's gonna be 50 dollars, but I have to tell you, I have acute angina."

He replies, "Well I hope so, because your face is kind of ugly."”

“Oh my goodness. I thought it had something to do with people who like to eat potatoes which I do, because I'm already a lesbian for buying a Subaru, now a prostitute lesbian would have been too much!!”