Now Ive seen it all!!

“This morning,out in the parking lot there was a Fire engine red ,Dodge pickup truck.And what do I see dangling just behind the rear bumper?? A big pair of fire engine red testicles of course!!! LOL You see it all around here!! Im afraid to ask whats next!!<(8oO”

“I've seen those around here too. Where do they get this crap?? theres gotta be a REDNECKS-R-US somewhere.”

“I saw the same thing last week on a big white Chevy crew cab in Columbus. Looked like the guy put a couple of softballs in a white piece of cloth and tied it up under the spare tire. LOL”

“I saw the same thing last week on a big white Chevy crew cab in Columbus. Looked like the guy put a couple of softballs in a white piece of cloth and tied it up under the spare tire.

oh thats interesting...a DIY redneck technique!!!!”

“It's obviously compensating for the lack of them somewhere else.”

“You know you are a true redneck when you make your own truck balls. Just don't get caught adjusting them.”

“OMG they're online! And they even come in Brass..oooooh la la

http://www.bullsballs.com/”

“Holy Crap,
They even come with a chain and lock.
Now who in their right mind is gonna crawl under a truck to steal a set of balls.”

“Now who in their right mind is gonna crawl under a truck to steal a set of balls

LOL Well I wasnt gonna steal em but I did get this Idea to sneak up and glue a bunch of tiny plastic crabs too em!! Nah better not,might get shot!LOL”

“ok well i was going to say, how did you know for sure they were supposed to be testicles...but now that i see the pic, nevermind! they really do look like it! i've got to get me some, pronto.”

“Or you could just castrate the truck with a pocket knife.”

“walkin into your local bar throwing these up on the counter while you order a beer...you too can be a stud.


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“Hey Carlette are those your keys? :)”

“You're in real trouble if your girlfriend takes them off and puts them on the mantlepiece.”

“OF course they're not mine!!! Titanium..”

“Have you seen an ant eat it's own head?”

“Trucknutz are really popular around here. I've been tempted to get a pair and either hang them from a friends vehicle or my father in law's truck. The mortification and embarrassment levels would be sky high if I did that. Hmmm...”

“I have seen a few of those around here, but never sure what they were.”

“The fleshtone ones always make me laugh. I love to try and look at other people's faces in traffic when I see a truck with those things. I think the best one was the chrome XL balls on a woman's peach colored ford. That was too dang funny.”

“For some reason, that photo makes me think of my friend's ex husband.

Yup, I'm pretty sure he'd proudly display his balls on his truck (if he had one.)”

“I never could understand why guys want the world to think they have big balls. Their size makes absolutely no difference to anything or anybody. It makes about as much sense to me as wanting everyone to think you have a really big pancreas. I mean, WHO CARES???????

As opposed to length and girth of their "unit," an argument could be made that the size of that can affect a woman's pleasure (but I am not going there.)”

“ A big pair of fire engine red testicles of course!!!
streamweaver
10:44:29 AM
10/14/05

What can I say, my date was boring me stiff!”

“I walked past that same truck this morning but its testicles were gone sooo,I guess you could say he got his truck fixed!!!<(8oO”

“Ooh that's bad.”

“LOL
Good one!”