Prisoner sues God

“A Romanian prisoner is suing God for failing to save him from the Devil.

The inmate, named as Pavel M in media reports, accused God of "cheating, abuse and traffic of influence".

His complaint reads: "I, the undersigned Pavel M, currently jailed at Timisoara Penitentiary serving a 20 years sentence for murder, request legal action against God, resident in Heaven, and represented here by the Romanian Orthodox Church, for committing the following crimes: cheating, concealment, abuse against people's interest, taking bribe and traffic of influence."

The inmate argued that his baptism was a contract between him and God who was supposed to keep the Devil away and keep him out of trouble.

He added: "God even claimed and received from me various goods and prayers in exchange for forgiveness and the promise that I would be rid of problems and have a better life.

"But on the contrary I was left in Devil's hands."

The complaint was sent to the Timisoara Court of Justice and forwarded to the prosecutor's office.

But prosecutors said it would probably be dropped and they were unable to subpoena God to court.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1576068.html”

“God issued the following statement through His lawyers:


"I can neither confirm nor deny that, and on the advice of council wish to invoke my fifth ammendment privileges."

Sincerely,
God”

“This is a new tact. Instead of "the Devil made me do it," it's "God didn't stop me from doing it."”

“Isnt that something? No matter how foolish the law suit is ,the prison officials have to let the prisoner go through the legal process. There was a female inmate once who sued the prison system because they wouldnt let her have an abortion.The thing was though,she was never pregnant in the first place.Just more wasted tax money!”

“hmm, well i guess if i were in prison, i'd be bored and crazy, too!”

“hmm, well i guess if i were in prison, i'd be bored and crazy, too!”
lyra
10:01:36 AM
10/18/05

I am sure another female prisoner would keep you from becoming bored but you might go crazy.”

“mmmkay, someone's been watching too much Skinemax! ;-)”