US to extract coal from conservative ars es.

“PA Newswire - In light of the alleged energy crisis that has driven up the price of oil, coal and natural gas and the recent Supreme Court decision on Eminent Domain, The US Department of Energy has issued an order allowing states to tap the natural coal & gas resources that result from the anal tight-arsedness of conservatives to power the nation and reduce energy costs. Former National Dodgeball Association President, and current US Director of Energy, Philip Blair Cheney (probable relation), has issued the mandate to help curb the cost of heating the 3rd, 4th and 5th floors, or 10,000 square foot guest wings of affluent Republican Party Ranger donors. "This mandate will help the continued success of trickle down economics by allowing the targeted group to spend more money on vacations abroad, while tapping our own national resources and lowering health care costs." said Cheney. He then offered a .0000000000000000000001% heating discount to any American who rented the film "Dodgeball" from Blockbuster Video.

- Sloopy McDermott reporting.....
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“I like your original work better. :)
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“Is this original or from some other source, if so, what source?”

“It's original ped.”

“I thought it was, but then Nigal had me wondering.

This had the most entertaining thread title.

Keep on hiking Buddha Bear.”

“Buddha Bear
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“Your cut and paste material's better. :)”