TripReport: Too drunk to see ghosts on the PA AT

“this trail section is pure torture! why would you do that to yourselves? whyyyyyy? oh, th humanity!

Looks like you had a fun group though, ya buncha masochists.
:p”

“fun looking trip, congrats ens and crazypace!

gorgeous foliage pics. when pennsy is involved in the trip, you know you'll be too drunk to see any ghosts.

crazypace has a gear cave?! friggen awesome.”

“Did Scorch just compliment my pics? Wow!”

“Ox you have a way with the TT chick's.

where the hell are Rob's pics ?”

“I'm having problems with webshots. I tried uploading them three times and something is going wrong. grrr
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“Dude, just post the Pennsy bootie pic on here so we can have some fun at his expense.”

“yes, please do!”

“ENS, I'm having trouble as well. It took me close to three hours to upload those.

CP, I have no way with chicks on TT or anywhere else for that matter.
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“Ox, maybe you need to brush up on your chickification skills.”

“Which can only be learned on the trail.”

“trail
- r
tail”

“That line I told you guys Saturday night works well if you like facial pain”

“Did you use it ?
Perhaps you should quote it for our fellow TT'ers.
I just cant see how a line that good could fail with a woman.”

“My best functional pick up line ever:

"Nice boots. Wanna f***?"

Of course you need to be in the right club in order for that to work. And you should be dressed properly :-)”

“NG, that's a good one, but this does well in any situation. Here it comes CP...

F*** me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met?

This could possibly be the funniest thing from Saturday night.
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“See - how can a chick say no to that ?”

“Sometimes it pays to be wrong, eh? That might work in my clubs too.

http://www.continentalofbuffalo.com/
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“I know. It's a masterpiece”

“Good luck to you NG. Word of advice, wear a cup.
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“Don't need a cup . . . just need to choose carefully.”

“Always say "hello" before the line.

saw it in a movie.

you had me at helllllloooo.”

“Yes "Hello" is essential to the execution of this line”

“I running this through my mind: "Hello. Nice boots. Wanna F***?"

That just doesn't work . . . kinda kills the directness of the approach.

Hello fits better in your line, Ox.

CP--You shouldn't be quoting Jerry Maguire ;-)
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“Yeah CP unless you are leaving you job and telling everyone not to worry, "I'm not going to freak out."”

“I wrote the book on Hellllooo!





but my wife made me put it away :-(”

“I wrote the book on things to say to women that will get you kicked in the sack.”

“And I thought jmitch was the only writer in the group.”

“I wrote the book and I'll leave it at that.”

“everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday I write the book!”

“

Discuss”

“Hmmm... Someone needs a steadier hand for starters... I mean, where's the focus people?”

“Holy hell! What has he got on his feet?”

“Does the guy in the middle have orange booties and walk like a duck?
what up wid dat?”

“Hmmm... Someone needs a steadier hand for starters... I mean, where's the focus people?”
PhantomSoul
7:03:49 PM
11/02/05

LOL! I was thinking a similar thought!”

“Yeah, and he had a blithering idiot in his hand”

“errrrrr, between the pounding rocks and the pounding of the brewskies, NO ONE had steady hands. Peeing was a disaster.

and.... the duck walking dude had very warm and comfy feet. Pffffffffffttttttttttt!!”

“Did you get some on yourself Pennsy?”

“I bet he peed on the crazy booties . . . how do you think they got to be that color in the first place?”

“pristine springs, not booties.”

“"Mauve is man pink" - Pennsy”

“Pennsy's bivy (in the backgroud of above pic), sleeping bag, and sleeping pad are all match his booties. Was this planned?”

“Don't forget ENS's jacket . . . they make a cute couple.”

“hey that's Ox”

“And he's wearing my jacket!”

“Yeah the only orange thing I have is my sleeping bag. Which is also blue. Oh no. They are darker colors though.”

“There's always a bit of clothing confusion following an orgy!!”

“I've noticed that in some of your pics NG”

“Stop it. You're making me blush.”

“Ox did not have proper gear and he's too freggin big to carry out of the woods, so I loaned him the jacket.

“I've noticed that in some of your pics NG”
Ox
2:00:09 PM
11/03/05
ignore this user--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Lucky bastard!”

“Luck has nothing to do with it ;-)”