The Battle for Congress in 2006

“Who all are you voting for Hiker?”

“gee - I wonder that party that "reporter" likes best?”

“conrad burns is my main man”

“Reason enough to NOT for for lying Hillary.

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“Why would ya vote for Burns if he's dumb?”

““gee - I wonder that party that "reporter" likes best?”

the eight worst trends in congressional coifs


LEFT TO RIGHT: Rep. Robert Wexler (D-Fla.), Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-N.Y.), Rep. J. D. Hayworth (R-Ariz.)”

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LEFT TO RIGHT: Rep. Cynthia McKinney (D-Ga.), Rep. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.), Former Rep. James Traficant (D-Ohio)
Trend # EIGHT
JUST-NUTS HAIR”

““Why would ya vote for Burns if he's dumb?”

who cares if hes dumb...i just vote for the party

conrad has a party in his pants!!!!”

“I’m much more concerned about earmark spending than I am about hair cuts and things. Earmark spending is the biggest governmental waste racket going. No one blows the whistle because they’d cut off their own spending too. I say we let them have whatever hair cut they like but force them to the governmental give aways or better yet get rid of the spenders.

State by state earmarks: http://www.examiner.com/earmarks

Pork Report for 2006: http://www.cagw.org/site/PageServer?pagename=reports_pigbook2006”

“wow - Did Hikerboy just compare intelligence w/ haircuts?”

“yes


nice 'do”

“I think Sanders' doo is pretty cool actually.”

““wow - Did Hikerboy just compare intelligence w/ haircuts?”



mckinney shows up on bOTH lists so there you go”

“*rolls eyes*”

“HEY! Lay off Jimmy Traficant!!!!!!!

At least he uses the every part of the squirrel!”

“bump!!!”

“What about the Representative from the 18th District of Texas...Shelia Jackson Lee....remember her famous question while watching the Mars Rover?

She asked the NASA people if they could "drive that over to where the Apollo Astronauts left the flag?"”

“The proverbial fat lady is clearing her throat.”

“Yeah and President Gore and Kerry can attest to that”

“LOL”

“Early this morning, Keystone Politics editors received and released a poll by McCulloch Research and Polling showing that Rick Santorum was within 4 points of retaining his Senate seat. Further research into McCulloch Research and Polling shows that Rod McCulloch, principal at the firm, has been indicted in voter fraud and forgery in Illinois.

http://www.keystonepolitics.com/Article4758.html”

“What is v-man's fascination with polls?

Inquiring minds want to know.”

“You know I think we need to propose a bill that will list "none of the above" as another vote. If the None vote wins, the election is reheld at the time a run off would happen but the previous candidates are BARRED from running in the election.”

““What is v-man's fascination with polls?

Inquiring minds want to know.”

My guess he has an unhealthy need for popularity due to being the nerd in school. Or he's a poll smoker like Lyra.”

“On a serious note though. Here in Ohio Mike DeWine is not just getting down in the gutter, he's bringing in pigs to wallow with him in the gutter. They sent a private eye into the Sharod Brown camp to find stuff and the PI bought drugs from one of Brown's workers. They claim he not only didn't fire her but promoted her. What this really means is the PI probably bought a 1/4oz of gunge from a 20-something staffer and got a promotion from Brown's handler having not even known. Or the PI is lying like a rug.

So they have all these commercials of this PI spilling the beans and have recorded phone messages they are blanketing the state with. I'm planning on personally sending Mike a note and letting him no that not only did I not vote for him but that his negative ads are one of the many reasons I didn't vote for him.

Happy retirement A-hole.”

“i heard that the republicans are going to get their butts kicked on npr so i am not even going to bother showing up to vote. if it's on npr then it's got to be true.”

“OK - WTF happened to Nigal, and who stole his password?”

“so at least we know going into this years elections where the Liberal Buddha bear's heart resides....”

“My heart resides in the bosom of a beautiful [liberal] girl. :)”

“Does that mean you have an artifial heart now, or that you've had a sex change?”

“c. none of the above
d. indicator that someone needs to go backpacking in the northeast with sirpete and pedxing
e. D + 6 russian models that speak very little english

I pick - e.”

“Something must be going on; CNN had a satellite dish and reporter out here in Montana tonight. We have a Republican Senator in big trouble--took money from JACK abramOFF and cussed out some firefighters at the local airport. tsk, tsk..
I was out running and passed by the CNN cameras. If you look really close, I mooned everyone!

Sen. Conrad Burns is going down!
last edited: 11/06/06 8:48:31 PM”

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An Explanation of Karl Rove's Confidence About the Midterm Elections

Calvin Trillin

It's possible that Rove has got a plan
To keep Republicans from being buried:
Announcing that they've foiled a bombing plot
By two gay Muslims who had just got married.

http://www.thenation.com/doc/20061120/trillin
last edited: 11/06/06 9:25:31 PM”

“LOL Buddha. It would be great to backpack with you, with or without the 6 Russian models.”

“LOL, I heard last night the Dems are talking..."Shared Power"....I bet that will last just until they win...Socialists always want to SHARE when they are in the minority.”

““OK - WTF happened to Nigal, and who stole his password?”

I've known since last summer I wasn't voting for DeWine. He supports terrorism through Bush's roadmap for peace and when I voiced my concerns with my reps DeWine wrote me back giving me the Bush doctrine on the roadmap. He lost my vote. His campaigning has been dirtier and more desperate than most and I don't stand for that type of shlt from any rep be they a dem or a repub.

You'll be personally happy to know many, most of my state level votes went to dems where there was no 3rd alternatives. It is my sensier hope that the moderate, JFK democrats take control and take back their party from the Deans, Boxers, Kennedys, Kerrys, and Paloseys.”

“Nigal, if the 60's liberals (the REAL LIBERALS I MIGHT ADD) like Humphreys, Kennedy's (not the drunken fool in there now the JFK and RFK types) would retake the party you would find the Blueblood Republicans being relegated to the same level as the Green Party.”

“"It is my sensier hope that the moderate, JFK democrats take control and take back their party from the Deans, Boxers, Kennedys, Kerrys, and Paloseys."


It just might happen. The Republicans benifited greatly with the influx of young Republicans in the 90's, perhaps it will happen with the Dems.


btw -- that DeWine stuff is nothing short of amazing.”

“Looks as though we have our first report of voter intimidation in old Verginny.

The Feds are involved.”

“Yeah...laq I am sure it exceeds the Islamofascist Threats of Murder against the last Iraqi Election....Americans are such Pussies.”

“It would be nice to see an election without stuff like this happening.”

“Much of it I think is hype Q. Many start yelling about unfair elections the day before. Look at it this way, how many of these cases do you hear about the next day? How many do we hear about being charged? Going to court? I'm not saying it never happens. I'm just saying it's not as common as it is thought to be.”

“I think it could also be due to a lack of a uniformed voting system used in all 50 states. I understand why it's not like that, but I still think something like this would help.

Hype and politics? No way!

What ever goes down tomorrow, I hope it's cleaner than in the past.”

“Laq..in 2000 there were screams of protest of INTIMIDATION in Florida...the FBI (still the Clinton FBI at that point) asked for credible evidence...not some blithering twit who "Saw a cop and turned around." but REAL evidence...Zip, Zero, NADA.

Of course the last time the Reps took a bath was 1992...hmm the liberal/Socialists got in there and went bananas....and we had 12 years of slaughter of Liberals at the voting booth. So lets see...Pelosi takes over, every left wing dream starts flying out (how many do you think will actually pass) but then the Republican lose control to the old time Conservatives....we get a Conservative REAGANite....in the White House, ...yeah that could work.”

“Dang XL, don't leave out the conservative socialists!”

“Um those are the bluebloods...like...Bush, Dole, McCain etc.”

“LOL...rev...want quotes from 1994- now? HEY where are the liberal attorneys demanding recount after recount?

Weren't there improprieties in the systems...wait the libbies won so it must have been fair and above board.

WHEN YOU HAVE LIBBIES LIBBIES LIBBIES
AT THE TABLE TABLE TABLE
THEY WILL CHANGE THE RULES TO SUIT THEM
AS THEY ARE ABLE ABLE ABLE”