Evidence that not all rednecks live in t he South

“I saw a Discovery Channel show on this fine event: http://www.punkinchunkin.com/main.htm

It turns out that first chunk is this weekend.”

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“Thank God for Delaware! ;-)”

“That's awesome. We made potato guns last year. You guys ever do that?”

“Now because they have gps coordinence for the event does that make them hi-tech-rednecks?

When I went to the Bengals game Sunday I saw a guy wearing a punkin that had been cut to look like a football helmet. So yes, we have our rednecks too here in Ohio.”

“Cocoa has some good potato gun stories. He launched one from his apartment in Auburn and hit the front window of a gas station as a lady fueled up. The glass on the whole front of the station was shakin and she just kept filling up.”

“Nigal, Nigal, Nigal.....
all the dang hunters down South have had GPS for years.....
Dang peeps will spend thousands on hunting.”

“We had a good tater gun story around here. A guy shot it off next to his shed full of black powder and blew his ass to bits and his buddy that managed to live was charged with manslaughter and sent to prison. DUH!”

“why did the buddy go to prison?”

“For being stupid?”

“He was somehow found partially responsible. I'm not sure.”

“In my granddad's day, "He needed killing" was a valid defence. ;-)”

“I believe the show is coming back on tomorrow, but am have trouble with discovery website.”

““In my granddad's day, "He needed killing" was a valid defence. ;-)”
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errr uhhh you mean that isnt a valid defense in current day?”

“But for the Transpeninsular Line, Delaware might be considered a Southern State.
Then again, Maryland is sometimes called a Southern State, being below the Mason-Dixon line.
Both States had legal slaves long after the true Southern States.”

“You might be an Eskimo redneck IF...

You keep callin' your sister a whale, then askin' to see her blow hole.

The kayak in front of your igloo is up on blocks.

You refer to Santa Claus as "That damned Yankee!"

You're dissapointed that the Ididerod isn't a tractor pull.

Your big shiny belt buckle says, "Don't mess with Tundra!"

You've ever driven a snowmobile into the top of a tree.

You still try to make your wife laugh by demanding she bring you a "cold one."

Your sled dogs are all shivering basset hounds.

Most of your "ZZ Top-style" beard is frozen tobacco spit.

To keep warm, you get your friends to pull your finger.

You always have hypothermia 'cause you ain't wearin one of them sissy fur coats.

You have six hundred words for snow but you can't spell any of them.

You're always #&%!$in' at your kids for using the satellite dish as a toboggan.

You think your neighbor has a bigger bugzapper when you see the Northern Lights.

When your mechanic says you blew a seal, you swear it's just frost on your moustache.

http://www.leeandwolfe.com/comedy/wlfwrthy.htm”

“Remind me to tell you a funny story about NJ rednecks, dayhiker.

There are areas of NY and NJ where you'd swear that there's too much inbreeding going on.

That's one of the fascinating things about moving to different parts of the country...

...many folks think there are profound regional differences. Differences, yes. Profound, not really.
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“Last night we were at a friends house that's a buy trick or treat area. The mom of the friend was talking about having to refuse trick or treaters last year because they were teenages that showed up without a costume, had a surly look and were smoking. She said if you're old enough to smoke you're too old to trick or treat. We decided that:

"If you have to put the Marlborough back in your mouth to ring to door bell to trick or treat, then you might be a red neck."”

“Ok, I've lived in a few different regions of the country, and visited several others.

I'm here to tell ya that rednecks are indeed EVERYWHERE!

not that there's anything wrong with being a redneck, heck, some of my best friends have been rednecks.”

“OK, I had to take my son to a Halloween party Saturday night. I show up, and lo and behold, many of the parents are in costume as well. One of the dads asks me what I am. I am dressed in my normal clothes, but I do have on a fleece vest (yay hiking clothes!) and a baseball cap. I look at him and say "A redneck".

He bought it.”