Thanks Sarge...

“I'm so humbled to be called Stupid. And for your information I haven't opened the damn thread.”

“If you didn't open the thread then obviously I wasn't calling you stupid.

But since you thought that I was referring to you, somebody who admittadly did NOT open the thread, then maybe you are stupid. I specifically was referring to people who DO open the thread that they don't want to see. I don't know if you are stupid, but this thread makes me think that just maybe.”

“By the way Carlette, this thread is yet ...

**ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF A LIBBIE "STARTING IT", NOT SARGE, AS IS POPULAR OPINION**

If you really wanted to thank me (for something I didn't do) you could have emailed me. You are obviously just trying to be mean, even though I was not provoking you, as you admit in this thread, you didn't look at the thread which bothered you. You should learn some manners Carlette.”

“You should learn how not to be such a dickhead.”

“I'm not the one who started the hateful thread. You did.

In the real world, dickheads are people who are hateful and start hateful threads.

That would make you the dickhead, under the common definition as recognized by our great society.

If you think that a dickhead is somebody who points out a hateful thread in defense of oneself, then maybe you are from another planet and need to get back on the mothership asap.”

“I <3 Carlette.”

“Tell us how ya feel, Carlette!
LOL”

“At least when I call it like I see it I don't hide behind...the "oh I wasn't talking about you" bull#&%!$.”

“I love it when she talks dirty.”

“At least when I call it like I see it I don't hide behind...the "oh I wasn't talking about you" bull#&%!$

Here is what I said, verbatim:

"I'd like the ability to ban people that are too stupid to realize you don't HAVE to click open a thread and read it."

So Carlette, did you click open the thread?

No? You didn't?

So, was I then calling you stupid?

No? I wasn't?

Right!

Good job. You win the "I can read sentences" award. First place!”

“(of course, all of that ignores the fact that obviously everybody was joking around on that thread ... but you had to get mean and start a mean thread instead of playing along with everyone else ...)

Go ahead, deny that one Carlette. Tell us that everyone wasn't joking around on the other thread, and on this thread you weren't being a "dickhead".

talk about denial! LOL
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“No, you were assuming I had opened the thread..you know it as well as I do.”

“The only one who made an assumption Carlette is YOU.

The only one who started a mean thread Carlette is YOU.

The only one being a dickhead Carlette is YOU.”

“Sarge....go #&%!$ yourself.”

“HaHa, Carlette is arguing with litte red plus signs ... ”

“I love those plus'. Hey, if everyone put Sarge on ignore do you think he would argue with himself, or maybe call himself names?”

“**ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF A LIBBIE "STARTING IT", NOT SARGE, AS IS POPULAR OPINION**

Hey Sass - I know you're peeking.

I'm not the one who started name calling. It was Carlette. Sort of like what you did. Birds of a feather stick together.”

“Sarge does your finger ever get tired of pointing?”

“Carlette - Look at this thread.

Who started this thread?

Is this thread pointing a virtual finger?

Yes?

Right!

You win the "I don't want to be a hypocrite today" award. First place!
last edited: 11/03/05 11:04:33 AM”

“answering a question with a question isn't an answer.”

“Being a hypocrite is dumb.”

“message from Sarge being ignored
message from Sarge being ignored
message from Sarge being ignored
message from Sarge being ignored

Ahh, a thing of beauty.”

“Don't ya just love it Geo!”

“I would like to nominate this thread as the best thread of the day! Seconds?”

“I love how everyone points a finger at everyone and then denies the fact they pointed the finger. Lefties point at righties and righties at lefties its pretty funny.”

“message from Sarge being ignored
message from Sarge being ignored
message from Sarge being ignored
message from Sarge being ignored

It was so good I thought a reprise would be nice.”

“Is this better jroner78? It ain' pointin' at nobody.



Just kidding. :)
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“Nigal All I get is a red X where the picture is supposed to be. But I'm guessing your picture is supposed to be giving me the bird lol!!!”

“How's that? LOL! Basiclly if you haven't had Sarge's finger pointed at you...you don't post here.”

“Or just don't post here alot. Or post under two names (flasher my trail name is my other handle)”

“I don't even know what the damned thread that carlette didn't open was... or wher carlette was (or wasn't called stupid).”

“There once was a dude named Sarge
With an ego the size of a barge
He tweeked Carlette's nose
And he struck a grand pose
As he bellowed, "Now I am in charge!!!"”

“She was not, but she called me names - then criticized me for being a dickhead, when it was her that was the dickhead.”

“There once was a dude named Sarge

**ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF A LIBBIE "STARTING IT", NOT SARGE, AS IS POPULAR OPINION**”

“I can’t believe anyone would call her stupid. I mean, my gawd, she has a vagina gnome for cripes sake. Now THERE is something to make fun of.


”

“Just showin' the love, big boy!!!
(I forgot the sarcasm font)”

“I know MarkO. You've been incredibly cordial lately. Don't think I haven't noticed ... big boy. {wink - wink}

(actually I'm serious, except for the big boy part - which you are a big dude (tall), but I was still joking about it)”

“Get a room ya mo's. LOL!”

“Right back atchya!!!

(I'm trying to be inoffensive...)”

“(I'm trying to be inoffensive...)”
MarkO

Trying to be inoffensive on TT is like trying to stay sober at a bachelor party. Somebody's going to tempt you.”

“So GEO, you wanna piece o' me??

You better watch it pal, I'll write a ditty about YOU!!!”

“A hardy hiker named MarkO
Drank so much he got blotto
His frame was all bent
As he slunk to his tent
And left behind his last shot-O”

“Confucius say - "Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground"”

“Uh huh,

Then some dude named Geode
With a face like a toad
Finished MarkO's fine booze
He had nothin' to loose
And passed out in his camping abode”

“A mighty musher named Buck
Mushed his hounds through the mud and the muck
He cussed as he mushed
Even AmyG blushed
And he sailed through, mainly on luck”

“I'm still fairly new here and this is my non-partisan observation:

After viewing a series of threads in which heated arguments occur, Sarge is usually the lowest common denominator. From this I can infer that either Sarge is always right or he is an a$$hole. Since I know that NO ONE is always right. I can only draw one conclusion. Sorry Sarge, you're an a$$hole. If you don't believe me then you need to go back to your picture of de-Nile.”

“You made it through that one MarkO without alerting the censors! That must have been tough!”

“nogranola -

**ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF A LIBBIE "STARTING IT", NOT SARGE, AS IS POPULAR OPINION**”