What a great opening line for a news art icle...

“Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders who allegedly were having sex with each other in a bathroom stall at a Tampa, Fla., nightclub....

Can't think of a better way to start a news article.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2216124”

“I hope there's a full investigation!”

“I do not believe this. We need photographic proof! ;-)”

“Stovey, I thought you would not believe that DDX posted it!”

“Yep, there definitely should be a probe.”

“I'm just shocked that sweet little lizsbaby would post to such a sordid thread as this!

SHOCKED, I say! ;-)”

““I'm just shocked that sweet little lizsbaby would post to such a sordid thread as this!

SHOCKED, I say! ;-)”
StoveStomper

Been playing around in the lightbulb socket?”

“for some reason the panthers cheerleaders website is real slow . ..”

“here is Renee:





last edited: 11/07/05 1:40:38 PM”

“And Angelea





last edited: 11/07/05 1:45:22 PM”

“Great investigative work, Lee!

I wonder how they'll fare in prison.....”

“I imagine they'll be damn popular...”

“Gosh--this would make a great movie!!”

“well thank god, now i can REALLY picture it! thanks Lee, LOL...”

“So, who got who drunk?”

“THE POSITIVELY TRUE ADVENTURES OF THE ALLEGED CAROLINA PANTHERS CHEERLEADER MUNCHING BATHROOM BABES”

“Well they've done a good job--I'm much cheerier now!”

“i like that one is blonde and one is brunette . . .

although . .never mind.”

“The blonde threw the punch.
She has that look in her eyes. ;-)”

“I never know when I am going to get fined.



But . ..


When Renee hit the other chick who was waiting on line to use the bathroom. .. .

who knew where her . ..uhm .. .hand . . .had been???


that other chick (the one who got hit) probably got home and wondered . ..what's that peculiar .. ..never mind . . .”

“lee, I got to hand it to you.
You always rush up to the edge of good taste, and never slow down as you plunge over it.”

“the website isn't slow its at a complete crawl. I think a snail would pass it.”

“Hmmm, wonder if their home games would be even more packed?”

“"The cheerleaders were kicked off the team Monday for violating a signed code of conduct, Panthers spokesman Charlie Dayton said. The two violated a rule that bans conduct that's embarrassing to the team or organization."

I wonder what it was that was considered embarrassing to the team. Was it the sex or was it the fight? I'm guessing it was the fight. ;)”

“Ok, all professional sports players:

a) fight
b) have sex - often in public places

So why the smackdown on the cheerleaders?”

““Ok, all professional sports players:

a) fight
b) have sex - often in public places

So why the smackdown on the cheerleaders?”
techntrek
9:29:55 AM
11/08/05
ignore this user


For sure if they are members of the Minnesota Vikings”

“Probably because the professional sports players don't have to sign a code of conduct.







I wonder how the cheerleader whose name she tried to pass off as her own (Kristen Lanier Owen) feels. "Ha ha, I still have a job, you stupid blonde idiot!"”

“TAMPA - Howard Stern wanted the two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders for an interview. Penthouse wanted them to pose.

Even British tabloid reporters called the Tampa Police Department's public information office, where phones on Monday rang and rang.

"I can't breathe," said Tampa police spokeswoman Laura McElroy. "I can't believe there are so many newspapers in North Carolina. Alcohol, sex and cheerleaders are apparently the ingredients for a hot story, because I am getting flooded with calls."
[...]
The Panthers Web site crashed repeatedly Monday as the curious tried to learn more about the two cheerleaders.
[...]

http://www.sptimes.com/2005/11/07/Tampabay/Cheerleader_case_capt.shtml”

“They'll be in playboy or somewhere similar by next month - and richer for it.”

“If Playboy is smart, they'll get them drunk before they sign them up. The girls will probably do it for nothing then. lol”

“It was "clearly visible" to some of the women in line that in one stall, Thomas and Keathley were "engaged in a sexual act," said McElroy.


Did none of them have a video phone?”