Don't Shop at Wal-Mart

“Mal-Wart!”

“Spirit, do you have a Famous Footwear? They sell good shoes and run buy one pair get one half off sales all the time. Even shoes on clearance can be half off.”

“Wal-Mart sells a lot of good products. Their shoes aren't one of them.”

“It's illegal to walk into a department store, grab women's clothing and other merchandise, masturbate on it all and then leave.

It might just be dumb to go back afterward.

That's how police ended up finding and charging 20-year-old Joseph Eric Renno with open lewdness last week.

According to court records:

Renno, of the 300 block of W. Reliance Road in Franconia Township, was spotted taking magazines and clothes into a dressing room at the Wal-Mart off Route 309 in Richland Township on March 1.

The store's loss prevention officer suspected he might be trying to steal things when he walked out of the dressing room a bit later without the merchandise.

She went to check the dressing room and found the magazines and a man's shirt, plus panties and a bra. She also found a thick substance she believed to be semen on the items and the dressing room mirror.

The merchandise, valued at $36, was destroyed except for the shirt, which police kept as evidence.

Another Wal-Mart employee told police the man frequented the store; she knew him as ''Eric.'' Employees promised to call police if the man returned.

He did last Friday.

Police went to the Wal-Mart when employees called, found Renno and took him to headquarters for questioning. He admitted masturbating on the mirror and the merchandise, police said.

Richland Police Chief Larry Cerami said there's no evidence Renno planned to masturbate on more items when he returned to the store.

He declined to answer other questions about the case, including ones about Renno's motive and which magazines he took to the dressing room.

http://www.mcall.com/news/local/all-b1_2walmartmar15,0,614060.story”

“Why didn't he go in his own jack yard and back off?”

“No mirror?”

“That's the weird part...

Maybe it was an innocent bystander?”

“hi stovepuppet!”

“What's the definition of open lewdness?”

“Serial Stroker.....wow”

“What's the definition of open lewdness?”
bearmagnet
3:38:11 PM

i dont know, but im pretty sure your picture is right next to the definition in the dictionary”

“"YOU'll SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT!!!!"”

“I am pretty open about my lewdness. I would think they might charge him with Mandalism.”

“VioLiN is such a great asset to TT.

Somehow he slipped from my ignore list. But his name has been restored to its' place of dignity.”

“Yeah, I can see that. I mean Walmart is really a turn-on, tons of hotness. Most of the people there could probably be supermodels!”

“Do you miss West Lebanon, Lyra, with all those hot shoppers?”

“so.....did he go blind?”

“Haha...okay I admit I did go there like twice! I practically wanted to kill myself over all the hotness.”

“SC...but I hear he did visit the inhouse eyeglasses department”

“I once went into an upscale tailor's shop and they told me to take off my pants and jacket. How embarrassing that one turned out for me.”

“Nigal - this isn't like the time from Friends where Joey found out that his tailor had been improperly measuring his inseam all these years, is it?”

“LOL! The best Friends show was Ross in the leather pants!

what the tailor said was, "Take off your pants and jacket.", but what I heard was, "Take off your pants and jack it.". The restraining order is still in effect to this day.”

“Target ya right!!!!”

“Stupid me, I shopped at Walmart today. What a mistake. From extra things that showed up at home in my grocery bags to the one item they did not have. That item was my main purpose for going to the store! Also, a number of items in the store seemed overpriced, expecially paper products.

But I did purchase 20 boxes @ 0.96 ea. of chocolate covered marshmallow eggs. And 19 boxes are still left!

However, it is the type of store in which you don't care to search to locate items that were missed. And the people included those who cut others off and those who block you, etc. Then there was the cashier who ignored me in favor ot gossiping with another cashier, when I asked for help locating all the bags to put in my shopping cart. I was so mad I uttered a racial, sexual slur under my breath.”

“not good.”

“From extra things that showed up at home in my grocery bags to the one item they did not have.

You know the heaters that blow down on you when the doors slide open on the way in? I think they dose that hot air with some kind of mind clouding agent. When you get in there you start thinking all different..."Oh look at that. I want that. I don't it but I want it.". What pisses me off is when all I need are groceries and that one item that is not groceries so I have to walk all the way to the other end to get that one single item.”

“I was so mad I uttered a racial, sexual slur under my breath.”
nowslimmer

did it rhyme with bigger snitch?”

“or maybe punt kick?”

“or maybe setback joe?”

“Wetback whore?


No wait, that was XL's trip report to Walmart... LOL!”

“rope chews?”

“why me, bore?”

“Rope chews are in isle 4.”

“donkey butt?”

“trick watt?”

“thread degeneration, thy name is crash bang (and thy sidekick is nigal)”

“DUNdunDUN!


last edited: 3/21/07 7:38:12 PM”

“Oh man... I didn't need to see that....”

“We now return you to your regularly scheduled Walmart thread.

Heehee!”

“hmmmmmmm

I thought racial slurs were prohibited by matt????”

“i dont think matts power extends so far as to what people mutter under their breath at your local sheeple gathering”

“Sounds like Bradstreet is firmly attached to their ass.... like a remora.”

“Good. I'm glad they had to pay out. Free markets are the optimum but ya gotta follow the law too.”

“If your people earn it, pay it. Simple.”

“They are paying it. I'm sure the employees will be thrilled. That's $78/person . . . before taxes.”

“That's where a lot of working people shop, including myself.
Treebeard
3:37:43 PM
1/31/09”

“your kiddin right?”

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Is MalWart Good For America?

FRONTLINE offers two starkly contrasting images: one of empty storefronts in Circleville, Ohio, where the local TV manufacturing plant has closed down; the other--a sea of high rises in the South China boomtown of Shenzhen. The connection between American job losses and soaring Chinese exports? Wal-Mart. For Wal-Mart, China has become the cheapest, most reliable production platform in the world, the source of up to $25 billion in annual imports that help the company deliver everyday low prices to 100 million customers a week. But while some economists credit Wal-Mart's single-minded focus on low costs with helping contain U.S. inflation, others charge that the company is the main force driving the massive overseas shift to China in the production of American consumer goods, resulting in hundreds of thousands of lost jobs and a lower standard of living here at home.

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