Goodbye Max

“I just got a call from my wife, who just spoke with my mom. Mom and dad had to put the old dog down.

We picked him up almost 20 years ago from a friend of my sisters. From day one, he was a spunky strange little animal. He would crawl up on my back and fall asleep.

I taught him to dry hump my sisters stuffed animals. (he really didn't need much teaching on that)

He had surgery twice to relieve pressure from slipped disks in his neck, each time bouncing back faster than the vet said he would.

My daughter Grace would crawl after him (he was a bit faster than her) and try to get his trail.

He was a good little dog, and he will be missed. Take care of him Grandma!”

“Sorry to hear that WK, but glad to hear you had GOOD TIMES!!!”

“"I taught him to dry hump my sisters stuffed animals. (he really didn't need much teaching on that)"

that gives me the most disturbing image in my head.

does this mean theres going to be a "message from wounded knee's friend" thread in a week?

sorry bout your dog, dawg”

“Sorry Wounded Knee.

Just curious, did you dry hump your sisters stuffed animals to show him?”

“THANKS for cementing it in my mind, deads-rge. i was really trying to forget that”

“Sorry to hear that WK, if you want, you could teach our puppy the same trick.”

“Right there with you crash. It's disturbing alright. Brings back mem ... I mean ... *cough*, ... What?”

“Sorry to hear WK. I'm sure there's a bookfull of happy memories (and a room full of violated stuffed animals) to make everyone smile. 19 years is a long time!”

“Just curious, did you dry hump your sisters stuffed animals to show him?”
Sarge
5:42:00 PM
11/14/05

Oh I was SO going there! Not that I really wanted to!
Sorry about your doggie WK.”

“my condolences I know what it is like to lose such a trusted companion.”