The Cult of Stikmon

“Oh wise and aged one, I bow humbly to your divine knowledge, please show me the correct and true way to enlightenment! :)”

“(insert vomit here)”

“I am not sure how he will respond, but I am betting it will have some reference to LOTR.”

“first you take a corn cob, then you stick it....”

“in your ear?”

“in your ear?”

“in YOUR ear?”

“not in my ear!”

“An ear in your ear?”

“you would ask me, but I'm not the one to ask. Ask elsewhere.”

“In your rear.”

“We are number one. All others are number two, or lower.”

“Oh wise and aged one, I bow humbly to your divine knowledge, please show me the correct and true way to enlightenment! :)
Spirit Coyote

I'm honored that you would ask me, but I'm not the one to ask. Ask elsewhere. - stikmon

To learn my teachings, I must first teach you how to learn. - The Sphinx”

“With the enticements of his melodic pipe, Stikmon can control smoke. ;) I have seen it myself.”

“I'm honored that...
you would ask me, but I'm not the one to ask. Ask elsewhere.”

what a boring response. all that waiting for a crappy climax.”

“Nice quote Sarge, I love that flick”

“Thanks. DDX quoted it too. Please send him some thanks too.”

“I'm sorry to have dissappointed you. But, since I wasn't trying to impress anyone, the emotion of shortcoming belongs to you, not me. I am in no way feeling that I didn't live up to expectations, since I wasn't trying to reach any goal. If others look my way for answers, then they will be dissappointed because I have none to give. I'm only a marketing manager with Time Warner Cable and not a prophet.

Ruby, Funny you should mention that smoke incident. That was miraculous wasn't it? Happens around me all the time. I no longer get excited when those things happen, they are regular occurances. LOL

I do find Nicole's need to post this thread interesting though. Why the need to say anything Nicole? You must be more than bored lately to even take notice of me. I've been gone 6 months and no one noticed, I come back, and everyone pays attention. Intrigueing.”

“actually I noticed you were gone. I wondered what you were up to :) How is Khatru doing? How are you doing?”

“I took him to a doggie walk tonight with other dogs. It was a full moon night walk and it was much fun. I went out to a sushi bar for dinner afterwards. The only thing missing was company, but I'm good alone now.

Me, I'm a different story. I was a mess, then lonely, now fine. Been working on alot of personal stuff, things that many would go WTF??? LOL, but thats just me. I've always been a bit left of center and intend to stay there. Center is so regular. LOL

Hope everything is well with you and Mike.

No one writes, so, I just go out and do my own thing. and am very happy, just got a new bike and am busy ripping road m-f and still in the woods most weekends. I lost trak of how much time in the woods this year, but it was huge. Had a miraculous journey to Joshua Tree with Stratusloop, although he's being lazy and not sending me the photos he took.”

“present. 4 years ago was a very strange time. It hasn't become any less strange though..hehehe.

So, I'll welcome me back for a while.

Stikmon: Welcome back
reply from Stikmon: Thanks, its nice to be back...for at least a while.”

“What have you been doing lately?
Stikmon's reply: I'm grounded in Hardy Arkansas, and am currator for the North Central Arkansas Branch Office of Santa's Workshop in the North Pole.

Stikmon says with wonder:The WHAT?!?!?!
Stikmon says laughingly: you heard me. I'm the Wandmaker for Santa.
No Way!
WAY! We Appreciate YOU...W.A.Y.

It's Santa's new initiative to bring about positive change to achieve greater goodness.

Shhhhhhhh...don't tell anyone...its a seeecret. OK?


OK.”

“Hey stikky...how are ya?”

“I read chili's report of a visit... but now I'm wondering abut this talking-to-himself -AND-ANSWERING (!!!!) - man known as Stikky.

lol... how ya doing?”

“Classic stikmon. The universe is returning to normal.”

“Hey Stikky! Good to see the two of you.”

“Hey stick :) I hope all is well for you and you.”

“How's Khatru?”

“Still bearing the scar from the Bob Cat attack at the Irish Wilderness.”

“I chased that hard headed dog for 1/4 mile through the cane one time....

How goes it Sticky?”

“I get a week off in October...I may head to Missouri to see my brother...I will have to stop by...

...thought anymore about the cook off?????”

“Any leftover smegma?”