Maple went to jail

“not only did I go to jail, i was fingerprinted, stamped, frisked, scanned, had to empty my pockets, leave my knife and cell phone and flashlite at the front desk.

I got a call for an injured C Goose at the prision.
when I got there i felt like i was getting arrested but all the guards were real cool (and cute)
so i was escorted by two guards onto the grounds to find the goose. he was between cell block c and d. I asked the guard how many men do you house. he said 900 OMG!!!

well found the bird and of course he gave me a chase. did the guards help NO
but the convicts got a kick out of it, they were in a rec-hall thing chanting GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE.

too darn funny. well with goose in hand I walked back into the prision. sorry to say the goose did not make it :(
but a very interestingnight”

“Had it been aahh, err, "abused"?”

“That's tooooooo funny!”

“Hope you didn't bend over to pick up the soap.”

“LMAO NC”

“Which facility??

Duck, Duck..................”

“I thought it was better than "How I got Goosed in Prison: The Mapleleaf Story."”

“Oh, to be a fly on the prison wall! Just think of all the lives you brightened! Thanks for the smiles. :)”

“Aurthurkill Correctional Facility”

“So no strip search? No cavity search! LOL at all y'all!!”

“well its not like i would have minded ya know *wink*”

“Mapes within close proximity of 900 sweaty men who hadn't seen a woman in years? So who did they call to get YOU out of there? LOL!

Great story. At first I thought maybe ya had to go bail THe Mad Stapler out.”

“well geez now that you put it that way. they chanted for the goose and not me :(
thay are right where they belong!”

“No, she did it all on her own! Just imagining the cat calls from the prisoners!”

“now THAT'S a story!”

“Prisoner # 1: Yo, lady! Go get the bird! SWhaddya, chicken?

Prisoner # 2: C'mere, mama! Now, flip me the bird!

Prisoner # 3: C'mon, baby! I'll have you squealing like a pig and squawkin' like a goose!”

“they didnt want me they wanted the poor bird!”

“silly maple, if you would have just given him some home brew and a carton of cigs he would have came quietly”

“OMG! Mapes, you really need to write a book - or at least get your own show on Animal Planet. "The Chronicles of Mapleleaf"!”

“"Hey lady, lemme cook yer goose!!!"”

“That is too funny maple! that does sound like a scene from a movie”

“the sad part was what i was thinking while walking in the prision with the bird.
im going to hell for even thinking it!




DEAD BIRD WALKING”

“poor goose”

“LOL creekie, thats what i was thinking. i do get to go into interesting places with this job.
i did get to drive on the boardwalk a few weeks back. that was very cool!”

“silly maple, if you would have just given him some home brew and a carton of cigs he would have came quietly”
thriftyhiker
7:35:52 AM
11/16/05

thats very funny!
as i was walking up to the bird the one guard said, dont worry he wont fly away.

yeah right LOL”

“Did the big canary sing?”

“no he honked real loud!”

“I love your job Maple. Your stories make me laugh!”

“went to jail, got skunked. yeah i love my job LOL”

“Need any part-time help? lol!”

“So what does Canada Goose taste like?”

“LOL!

Maple got goosed in jail!”

“I'm thinking since it was a Canada goose, you should have called Gremlin for advice. At least we would have had marinated goose at the next cookoff.”

“i dont know about goose, but i am tired of chasing chickes. next one is dinner!!


i have been taking pics of some of the animlas, i will try to get the pics and put them up.”

“you ready for this?







here it comes....







did the gards consider him a....flight risk...get it, huh, huh, FLIGHT risk....that's gold baby”

“your to funny thrifty!


LOL buddur nice contry accent you gotz!”

“This just isn't fair. You eastern time zoners get to crack all the good jokes by the time those of us out west are just waking up!”

“Bowlder, that's payback for Monday Night
Football starting so damn late!”

“Hey! Maple made the papers: http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/365743p-311450c.html”

“Nice article! Everyone should check it out!!!”

“hey, that's a funny pic of you in that article maple!”

“oh god!! hook, line & sinker.

"tired of chasing chickens," LMAO!! you're so funny, Maple.”

“LOL! Now that's afunny story!”

“LMAO!!!!
Mapes, you are a true treasure!”

“DEAD BIRD WALKING”

too funny lol”

“vman you SUCK!!!


bad v man bad vman.”