GQ's man of the year.

“If so I guess I'll go gay...






”

“What is she doing on that bed?”

“Not sure but I feel the need to help her whatever she is doing.”

“dude, her thighs are as big around as my wrists.


somebody feed that woman for god's sake.
(then she can go to the gym to build some muscle tone)”

“Daddy wants”

“DAMN! If only I weren't married!”

“I don't believe marriage vows typically say anything about becoming a psycho stalker, do they?”

“Good point.

*justifying possible actions anyway humanly possible*”

“Judging by the cover, it looks like Ms. Anniston has had some "augmentation"”

“Yah, she does have that "doorknob" look, doesn't she?”

“Yes, and she's had a baby. Gravity doesn't tend to reverse after motherhood. Not a bad thing, just a fact.”

“Huh?”

“I'll be less polite than my failed attempt above. Her boobs aren't sagging and she had a kid.”

“umm...when did jennifer have a baby???”

“My god, she's African Skinny! And it looks like her boobs are fake. Yuck.”

“I never cared for her beady, squinty little eyes, either.”

“She hasn't had a kid yet. I think you're thinking of Courtney Cox-Arquette.”

“I thought she had one and was on Barbara Walters a while back talking about it.”

“no baby. still fake boobs. just no baby”

“Nope, no kid for her.”

“I thought she looked a lot better myself when she still had a litte meat on her. She's still striking mind you... but she was truely something special back then.”

“Here ya go...

”

“Did you cover her up with hot dogs?”

“Even better! Salt pork!”

“Well, I made a big fuss for nothing then. Nevermind.”

“HA HA! Salt Horse!”

“LOL at Bit! You did it again!”

“I could never get her in a million years.


And I'd hazard a guess that neither could the nit-pickers here.


By that standard . . . ..she's just fine. Ribs, thighs, boobs and all.”

“Whut'd I do?”

“I'd bite dat ass!”

“And people wonder why celebrities are so afraid of stalkers...”

“I bet she's a bee-atch.

Not that there's anything wrong with that with that body.”

“What the hell??? She's a man???”

“I'd be interested to know what her daily caloric intake is.”

“Before she politely excuses herself to use the restroom?”

“hmm..good point!”

“lotta sour grapes goin on here”

“not me..I'm serious..I'd pay to be that thin.”

“You're perfect just the way you are 'ette ;-)”

“yeah yeah i know..jesus loves me and all that stuff”

“Who's this Jesus Fellow... just one dirty old man's opinion :D”

“Where's the Bag Boy?!?!?


AND... I was looking for good-lookin' men on this thread. WTF??!?!? Where's McConaghy (sp?) or Dempsey? I heard they were leading the "sexiest man" voting for People.
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“Low turnout for that one lizs.”