Bush Presidential Library Destroyed By F lood

“A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush.

The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept.

Both books have been lost.

A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one.

The White House tried to call FEMA but there was no answer.”

“In related news, Clinton's library was safe.

His collection of Hustler magazine barely escaped damage.”

“Sarge is dead.”

“That's it goat. Let it out ... let it out ...”

“I see the left can't make up their minds about the President. They portray the President as either a bumbling buffoon or a mastermind who has duped all the intellectuals.

I think it is a good strategy for them.”

“Clinton's library was safe

That's because it's mobile. I visited the William Jefferson Clinton Presidential Single-Wide in Little Rock a few months ago. It was pretty interesting the way everything was slanted toward praise of Bill. And, it looks like a truck could back up and tow the trailerhome away!


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“thank God those Hustler magazines were saved”