Trail Talk Marrieds Page!

“This is where married types can hang out...”

“And swap?”

“I am with you!

Mike might enjoy that too much!
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“You poor boring people. ;-)”

“Well, in my case, no, unless I want to end up back on the Singles page...”

“LMAO!”

“hey lumber...how can sex everynight be boring? :D”

“Have a child and your life is over.
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“Alright!

So you guys notice how much better sex is when you've had ten years to practice?”

“Boring? I haven't got the time to be bored...”

“Don't worry WK, after a few more months things will start rolling again. It's that awful hormonal sleep deprived first year. It gets better, promise.”

“I'm still trying to figure out if the casualness of it is good or bad...”

“Having sex in between the cries of your daughter and your dog going nuts is fun!
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“Actually Sass, we can get 8 hours of straight sleep a night. She rarely wakes up in the middle of the night.

We got so lucky!”

“How old is she now? Is it time for a weekend w/ Gramma yet? Best thing we ever did was to start that out early. No issues at all with getting away when we need to. It's awesome. Going to gramma's is a treat (for everyone).”

“Man, you should be buying that book to get things jump started.”

“She will be 9 months on the 21st. She spent the night at Barbie's sisters house about 1 month ago and there were no problems.

My mom is a little leary of taking her in for the weekend, but I know her mother will do it in a heartbeat.”

“Such a sad sad thread...”

“Best thing about pregnancy sex?

You don't have to worry about getting her pregnant!”

“And you gotta love it when the OB doc says "ok, time to go home and have sex as much as you can, it will help induce labor..."

Of course by that point she doesn't WANT sex (and hasn't in a while). And that round belly gets in the way.”

“Not if you curl up on your side behind your wife, curled up on her side. =D
There's always a way.”

“Bit, you needed two '!' in the thread title to be a proper copycat thread. ;-)”

“Oops.”

“Perhaps this one should be abandoned so a preper copy cat thread can be made?”

“Count me among the blissfully married.

Say it loud, I'm a CHIMP* and I'm proud!



*Chronically Heterosexually Involved Monogamous Person”

“Best thing about pregnancy sex?

You don't have to worry about getting her pregnant!”
bitpusher
12:25:26 PM
11/17/05

thats why and when married women fool around”

“I was married for 9 years. Does that count? ;-)”

“Not this married woman. Never even been tempted.”

“Me neither”

“Oh yeah, this is what being married was like...I remember


Going back to the singles thread he he!”

“but i'll leave you with this, so you know what you're missing ;)

”

“Me neither”
Wounded Knee
12:43:50 PM
11/17/05

WK,glad you haven't been pregnant”

“Actually, research shows marrieds have sex more often and have more enjoyable sex lives than singles.”

“I thought I was once, but it turned out to be just gas.”

“IJ - A little better pix. LOL”

“what about a single having sex with a married? did they research that?”

“Actually, research shows marrieds have sex more often and have more enjoyable sex lives than singles.”
pedxing

I concur”

“Sometimes even with the people they're married to. ;o)”

“You folks don't know from nothing!”

“Then you definately shouldn't spend anymore time in our midst.”

“sass that doesn't look like studying ;)”

“Since we're all married, is it ok to fart in here?”

“I have my book open on my lap right now. Pterygoideus Lateralis.”

“have been married 3 weeks now i feel qualified to dispense some valuable advice:

the key to a lasting marriage is numerous small white lies.

and leave the door shut when you crap. nobody wants to see that. nobody.”

“WK, if you're worried about the kid, you and your wife can always lock yourselves in the bathroom for a quickie. Just be careful of your knees. :D”

“Three weeks! Congratulations. I must've lost the invitation to the wedding, but CONGRATS!”

“Hey Congrats Sacco, Good luck! (Your gonna need it)LOL!!”

“Sacco, it's not the viewing, it's the sounds and the smells.”

“sacco:

not nobody...”

“don't feel bad sarge. nobody was invited. my friend did the ceremony ala' friends
for real. he became a mail-order (internet) cleric.

my other friend was my witness/best man and that was it.

i still haven't told my parants yet (insert guilty looking smilie)”