scorch and gemini

“you have mail :(”

“cats are evil”

“Paging Dr Gabriel... please pick up the white courtesy phone. ;-)”

“uhmhm”

“Not the green phone, the white phone.”

“you know ... the one behind the green door ...”

“The white courtesy phone is for loading and unloading only.”

“No no no! That is the white zone”

“I thought that was the green zone?”

“the red phone just rang!
the green phone never rings
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“The red phone is the bat phone!”

“Mapleleaf is ALIVE!!!!!”

“yeah...alive with rabbies maybe!! dammit!!”

“Voiceman: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading
of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red
zone.
Voiclady: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading
of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red
zone.
Voiceman: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading
of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red
zone.
Voiclady: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading
of passengers only, there is no stopping in the red
zone.
Zealot#1: Hello, we'd like you to have this flower from the
religious consciousness church, would you care
to make a donation?
Elaine : No, thank you anyway.
Voiceman: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading
of passengers only, there is no stopping in the white
zone.
Voiclady: NO! The white zone is for immediate loading and
unloading and there is no stopping in the red zone.
Voiceman: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading
there is never stopping in a white zone.
Voiclady: Don't tell me which zone is for stopping and which zone
is for loading.
Voiceman: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone #&%!$
again!
Zealot#2: Hello, we'd like you to have this flower from the
religious consciousness church, would you like
to make a donation?
????????: No thanks, we gave at the office.

AT SECURITY GATE:
Security: Would you put all of your metal objects into this dish
please ( Man first removes all of his jewelry, etc.
then his prosthetic arm and leg)
Voiceman: There's just no stopping in a white zone.
Voiclady: Oh really, Vernon, why pretend, we both know perfectly
well what it is you're talking about. You want me to
have an abortion.
Voiceman: Its really the only sensible thing to do. If its done
properly, therapeutically, there's no danger involved.
Someguy : Taxi!
Striker : I'll be back in a minute. ( sets cab's meter running)
Zealot#3: Hello sir, we'd like you to have this flower on behalf
of the church of Religious consciousness, would you
caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarr...
Worker#1: Hey, Larry, where's the forklift? ( To worker#2 who is
busy guiding a plane into a hanger )
Worker#2: Forklift? Its over there by the baggage loader.
( Gestures the direction of baggage loader with
guide sticks causing the plane to go that direction
and to come crashing into the terminal)
People : ( In terminal ) LOOK OUT!!!! ARGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
(pandemonium).”

“Nothing like good ol' pandemonium!”

“ARGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!”

“maple you suck :( but i hope you feel better and get that nasty bite taken care of! we'll miss you during our scary endeavors muahahhahahhahahha. i'll have a blueberry beer in your honor.”

“blueberry beer??? No thanks.”

“they don't know how good blueberry beer is.”

“Blueberry beer is pretty good.”

“damn rigty-o

don't hate.”

“gem, will you call me for ffff's sake?!

my cell or house, doesn't matter.

we need to finalize plans, woman!”

“Oh Stewardess, I speak jive........”

“tsk...done!
this will be so much #&%!$ing fun!!!
whohooohoo...charging video camera right now.”

“She'll pick up the white courtesy phone if you ask her nicely.”

“YESSSSSSSS!! I am so hyped now LOL”

“"There is no Spoon"
-Neo”

“Mapleleaf bites???

Blueberry beer bites!!”

“I BITE!”

“Oh... I thought you sucked...”

“no, remember? you woke up from your dream”

“Oh yeah... you're right. I was wondering where I got a pair of pink leather assless chaps from.”

“i remember gemini telling me she left them at your place”

“So you want to borrow them?”

“What size??”

“I didn't have time to read this whole thread so can someone tell me if it's about Scorch and Gem doin' it?.......I gotta go to the bathroom now. LOL!”

“yes, and we're both wearing pink leather chaps”

“Ride em cowgirl.”

“"cowgirl" ???

You gonna take that crap, Scorchie??”

“A quick google image search for "Cowgirl" will soon prove that men everywhere love a good cowgirl.

http://images.google.com/images?q=cowgirl&hl=en”

“Oh my goodies! Where are my spurs?”

“Marko - that pic is like a high five, only with boobs instead of hands!!”

“That photo was on the google "cowgirls" photo page.

Those "yo boy" shorts crack me up!!”

“What cracks me up is seeing the NBA clips from the 70's. Those shorts look like hot pants now.”

“whoohoo...I am packed and almost ready. got to clean out the car so my crap can fit in it.

I'll see ya Thursday”

“Gemini, most people crap in the toilet, not the car.”

“You ought to see the Outhouse on Gemini's website.

"all kinds of schit in here"”

“heeheehee...lol not me!! I have crap in my car!”