For the boys...

“jessica alba... "coming out"

i'm sure you've seen this all over the internet by now, but it's "the" controversial pic:


http://sheendigital.com/alba/
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“Damn those things look a lot worse than I thought. You'd think perky would be a choice word, but no longer”

“well, if thats not a boner-killer.....”

“You can see the stitches ...”

“: D she's hot, eh?”

“She's so hot, it's scary.”

“No kidding Crash. I think I just went from hard as iron to turtle in .03 seconds.”

“alluring”

“Naw. 3" hard is still just 3". :(”

“Yeah I'm glad I took my headphones off”

“Yep, I fell for it. hardy har har”

“That's how she looks in the morning....I should know. :o)”

“No soup for you Scorchy!”

“okay that woke Me up”

“That's how she looks in the morning....I should know. :o)�
stanlee
1:41:15 AM
11/24/05

Why do you deliver her newspaper?? ;-)”

“yunno that was just a mean thing to do to the guys. I am not sending you any acorns”

“Oops! And so much for breakfast. Sure glad I was not holding my coffee. LOL.”

“bad, bad, bad..........”

“see what happens when you mess with the knickers thread nigal - don't do it again or they will start attacking the atonement thread _again_”

“I repent and ask Her Scorchiness to forgive my sins and never torment me again in this way. :)”

“are you to blame for this nigal”

“�I repent and ask Her Scorchiness to forgive my sins and never torment me again in this way. :)�

we'll see about that ; )”

“o.k., you got me.
And just when I'm waiting for the big picture to load the 'southern states.'

-oh woman, thy name is terror.”

“Hell hath no fury....”

“: D”

“shoulda known it was to good to be true”

“glad I'm not a boy;)”

“that is just dumb.”

“Didn't see that one coming.

*eyeroll*”

“glad I am not a boy and glad my speakers don't work on my computer at work.”

“Spider Bite Causes Erection

WASHINGTON — A Brazilian spider delivers more than a painful bite that sends most victims to the hospital. Its venom stimulates an hours-long erection.

http://www.livescience.com/humanbiology/070501_spider_venom.html”

“LMAO not even one guy posted on this topic.......but i bet all the guys read it!”

“Nobody wants anyone to think they need a spider bite. That's probably why. LOL...”

“Spider Man, Spider Man..............”

“One thought I had after reading that article was the medical miracles that may exist in the wild that haven't been discovered yet. That little spider might just illustrate the importance of preserving habitat for critters that might benefit everyone with the discovery of new drugs for cancer, ED, and many other ills. Who knows what could be out there?”

“Where can I get a small one of those spiders?”

“where the hell did it bite him?..I don't think I want any 'o dat...........”

“That sounds more like a news item "For the girls..."”

“All Right! Score some points for the good ol' Medical College of Georgia! (it's about a mile down the street)”

“That's some article, Tango... There's more punchlines than you can shake a stick at.

Great name for a band: 'erectile party crasher'!


(those related articles are a scream, also --- )



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“Shake a what at?”

“(aHem)”

“This spider's habitat is safe now. If curing cancer could grow hair or cause an erection da big C would have been cured years ago”

“LMAO not even one guy posted on this topic.......but i bet all the guys read it!”
mapleleaf
7:23:09 AM
5/05/07

Do you think men have trouble getting erections?”

“not sure you tell me? did it hit a personal note? if so dont be embarrassed by it. it is part of nature”

“Somebody say 'spider porn'?”

“good lord, even female spiders are bossy in bed”

“Females presumably favored the paternity of males that could stimulate them

well, duh!”

“Aren't you glad you can't hear things that high-pitched?

Just imagine being kept awake all night by the damn spiders raising hell!”