Wanted, Ted or Alive

“On OLN? Another episode coming up next.”

“I wish, we dont have OLN...”

“Great show. He just took a young city slicker out to kill and clean and share the meat of his first deer.”

“i am not into hunting...but I may need to watch that. I think hunting may something I would like to try. Who knows, I'm maybe really good at it.”

“Last night they had a marathon of this past season's episodes. I think you would have liked it. Highlights: city folk killing and cleaning and eating their own chicken (same with a deer); various shooting contests including shooting tvs, cell phones, computers, etc.


I'm a good hunting teacher. Let me know when you're ready to try. I've seen your targets!”

“I caught some of it last night. That one dude is a dick. If he would have been spittin' on me he would have been wearing his ass for a hat. That is if he didn't know karate and stuff. He was a bigger baby than the figure skater.”

“okay then...so let's all plan a TT hunting trip. I know I have a rifle somewhere laying around here.”

“I saw the whole series.....the woman should have won but she just kept coming up short in all the contests. The guy that won....I don't think he learned anything from the experience---not like some of the others did.


Now THAT would be an interesting trip, G. LOL!
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“daaaang, i forgot all about this...i saw the first one, it's a pretty good show

Last night they had a marathon of this past season's episodes

i thought this was the first year, was it on last year too?”

“This past season was the first year, but it's had its run already. I think there were only 5 or so episodes.


The next season starts in January.
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“1/2 way between michael moore and ted nugent lies a sane individual.”

“LOL @ sacco...that's pretty damn funny, deep and funny the nuge sure is out there”

“Am I the only one that starts singing Bon Jovi every time I see this thread title? Lol, I just turned on the radio after reading this thread title I got Bon Jovi in my head and thought to myself "why don't I have any music playing" anyway, I turn on the radio and guess what song was playing... it was kinda creepy.”

“thanks, simer. now i wont be able to get to sleep tonight”

“I thought of Bon Jovi once---when a long, steel, rusty needle pierced my eardrum....”

“I still have a pair of python skin boots in my closet because of that fag...”

“I think I speak for the entire board when I say that we don't want to know about the other fag gear in your closet.”

“Actually I lied. As if it couldn’t get any gayer…when I was a kid and my brother bought the new Andy Gibb album (ya know, round thing with a little hole in the middle), Shadow Dancing I saw his kewl snake skin boots and swore I would one day have a pair.”

“They're replaying last night's episode right now.”

“I don't watch it often, but when I catch it while surfing it cracks me up. These people are so pathetic!

Ted is awesome!”

“This season they have a little Gemini in the group, although I have to believe the real Gemini could kick all their asses.”