Truth or Fiction?

“Adolf Hitler designed blow up sex dolls for his troops? Truth or fiction?

http://www.ynetnews.com/Ext/Comp/ArticleLayout/CdaArticlePrintPreview/1%2C2506%2CL-3104790%2C00.html”

“"The synthetic flesh has to feel the same like real flesh. The doll’s body should be as agile and moveable as the real body. The doll’s organ should feel absolutely realistic.”

and then we go and bomb the factory they were going to make these in. stupid! stupid!”

“I think I dated this chick back in highschool.

”

“which organ?”

“they did lip injections back then????????”

“Thats a mighty large organ.”

“And never forget, tulips on your organ are better than roses on your piano.”

“they did lip injections back then????????”
bearmagnet
6:29:11 PM
11/30/05


Judging by the shape of her mouth, I'm betting Nigal did.”

“depends on the type of "tulips".”

“I punctured five of those things before I was able to get it just right. She looks like a blond Angelina Jolie.

It seems that this whole theory keeps getting cited to one source. I'm normally dubious about one source stories.”

“So mebbe the ferry man was quoting Adolf:

In every dream home a heartache
And every step I take
Takes me further from heaven
Is there a heaven?
I`d like to think so
Standards of living
They´re rising daily
But home oh sweet home
It´s only a saying
From bell push to faucet
In smart town apartment
The cottage is pretty
The main house a palace
Penthouse perfection
But what goes on
What to do there
Better pray there

Open plan living
Bungalow ranch style
All of it’s comforts
Seem so essential
I bought you mail order
My plain wrapper baby
Your skin is like vinyl
The perfect companion
You float in my new pool
De luxe and De lightful
Inflatable doll
My role is to serve you
Disposable darling
Can´t throw you away now
Immortal and life size
My breath is inside you
I´ll dress you up daily
And keep you till death sighs
Inflatable doll
Lover ungrateful
I blew up your body
But you blew my mind

Oh those heartaches
Dreamhome heartaches”

“I heard that the greeks were their own blow up dolls in war and that's where you get the "doing it Greek" style from because their army commanders promoted a "closeness" amongst the troops so they would fight like hell for each other as sort of a protective thing.

Anyone else hear this?”

“I have heard they encouraged buggery but not sex dolls. They didn't even have plastic back then. How would they make them? Sheep gut; thereby going even deeper into the buggery practice?

Get it? Deeper...”

“Was the Greek army Coed?”

“Perhaps if they took a flayed skin from one of their dead opponents, tanned it, and applied pitch to the seams to keep it from leaking, they might have been able to create a reasonable facsimile of a blow-up doll during the Bronze Age...”

“you people just get weirder by the day.”

“Maybe it's not us, maybe you're just getting more normal.”

“wash your mouth out with soap!”

“well, alexander the great was well known as being Bi.

he used to boff half of his generals.”

““Perhaps if they took a flayed skin from one of their dead opponents, tanned it, and applied pitch to the seams to keep it from leaking, they might have been able to create a reasonable facsimile of a blow-up doll during the Bronze Age...”

That is just so Silence of the Lambs man!”

““Maybe it's not us, maybe you're just getting more normal.”

She is moving to Vermount afterall. Land of yuppies and 2.5 children.”

“Can I use soap made from human fat?”

“The first rule of fight club is not to talk about fight club.”

“Sorry!”

“siiiiiick.”

“Nigal, you are too funny. I meant they used each other as blow up dolls, having sex with each other:)”

“Ever hear of the Phaedrus? Plato wrote about the Greek army and the practice of homosexuality in the army. Phaedrus was a homosexual pedophile in the Greek army. Phaedrus was such a fan of having sex with small boys that he promoted the life style.

Now you know the rest of the story.”

“Now this is a thread to read with my morning coffee.................beware of greeks bearing gifts....they're angling for something ;/ uh, Nigal, nice organ.
last edited: 12/02/05 7:13:37 AM”