It's so cold ...

“I can smell polar bear crap on the north wind.”

“Global warming is in serious jeopardy!”

“I saw a farmer putting Chapstick on his chickens.”

“Its so cold, a match wouldn't light.”

“i lost my ice pick so i used my nipples”

“I saw a Yankee put on a coat.”

“That in my house the term frigid now also means the weather.”

“"Minnesotens put on T-shirts."”

“My b@lls fell off!”

“Richard Simmons is wearing long pants.”

“I had to turn on fuego just to get some "hot air"!
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“One winter, while camping in northern Minnesota on Pike Bay adjoining Cass Lake, it was so cold that when we tried to talk, our words froze and dropped to the ground. We went back in early Spring and our words were just thawing out They was such a chattering that you could hear it almost all the way down to the Twin Cities.
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“........My ex-wife's gynocologist stopped and took his hands out from between her legs and stuck them out the window to warm them up.”

“......I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.”

“Jesus turned the ice to wine.”