Help! I Think I Need Serious Psychiatri c Help!

“Help Me!
Help Me!

I had an erotic dream about Barbra Streisand and myself last night.

Not the sexy Owl & the #&%!$cat 1970 Barbra but the Meet the #&%!$ers 2004 Barbara.

I must admit, she was damn good.

LOL

Help Me!
Help Me!”

“who next, Julie Andrews??”

“Janet Reno is hot!”

“LMAO!
TT blocks out F o c k e r s.”

“Look on the bright side...it was not Janet Reno...or Hillary Clinton....or Whoopie Goldberg...or Sandra Barnyard, either. It was Baba...every gay man's dream...is there something you are not sharing there, Stovie? LOL!”

“Ack!
You aren't helping Wolfie! ;-)”

“I thought Cher was ever gay man's dream?”

“Ha, a new malady for Stovie........Hey man, don't ask me to go hikin with ya....I, uh, need to go feed my parakeet.”

“How about Barbara Bush?”

“Condolese Rice? Now there's a nightmare!!!”

“I had a dream with Suzanne Pleshette once, when I was about 17.

She was damn good.”

“Cher, Barbara, Judy Garland...”

“Come on guys, y'all know Babs looked good in Meet the #&%!$ers. ;-)

That's the great thing about geting over 50.
ALL the ladies start looking good!
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“Norma Jean”

“OMG Stovey. I think I just lost all respect for you. lol.”

“hahahahahah

I had a dream just the other night where the neighbor guy with bad front teeth grabbed me, kissed me, but DID NOT have his way with me!!!

hahahahaha.. Holding out for Stovey, I guess, BUT I'M NOT OLD ENOUGH!!! ;-P”

“You're one sick individual SS. Come here and try one this jacket.

”

“Lizs, is that the guy trekkngirl and I met in that restaurant in Preston this Summer before the canoe trip?

The one that was talking to the walls and acting all wierd?”

“LMAO, I knew you'd ask that. The "special" one *wink* He was out shoveling sidewalks yesterday and talking (yelling!) at me from across the street.

No, this one is not quite that special, but still another weird neighbor guy. He shows up at my place with gifts sometimes. Apparently he has done the same thing with other single women in town. He bikes a lot... drunk. LOL! Please, be still my beating heart!

I have a lot of weird, single neighbor guys. Go figure (and watch how you respond to that one!)

But... let's get back to Barbara. Do you like to pretend you're Kris Kristofferson in "A Star Is Born?" (or whatever that movie was)

BTW, you have mail.
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“I think I watch to many damn DVDs.
I blame Netflix! ;-)”

“Lizs fits right in.
Woo Hoo!
Lizs likes wierd guys! I have a chance!
Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! ;-)
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“LMAO..I just threw up in my mouth a little!”

“Who needs a steekin' book for sex in the outdoors???!?”

“At last, SS faces reality!”

“I'm with lizs on that.”

“
Hubba Hubba”

“Sorry Geo, that's more your thing.”

“You have nothing to fear but the voices in my head”

“I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To”

“why are you talking to yourself?”

“Are the voices in my head bothering you?”

“its ok to talk to yourself but when you start answering then Houston we have a problem..”

“Don't take my signals literally.”

“Just because I'm wandering, doesn't mean I'm lost.”

“you're ill as a snake!!!”

“The more things change, the more they remain insane.”

“Only TT girls are permitted in my dreams.”

“Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult”

“babs eh ss, closet liberal me thinks”

“YOU TAKE THAT BACK, spalpeen!!!!!!!!!!!

(and here, I thought you and I were buddies) ;-)”

“Babs has two boobs, we share,still buddies”

“Babs has two boobs, we share,still buddies”

“I don't know dude, that was kinda harsh.
It will take me a while to get over it. ;-)”

“So you want to get over Babs?”

“That's why I need serious psychiatric help. ;-)


Still......she was damn good.....”

“next it will be Ms. Clinton,ya need help boy”

“That would be a nightmare.
*shudder*
No way am I that crazy, even in a dream. LOL”