Shotgun Wedding?

“You're slipping, Bit! This is the best you can do? Slow day, I guess...”

“Hey, I posted the story about the playboy bunnies trying to get out of being charged for public intoxication by offering the cops sexual favors! Gimme a break!”

“Ok, you're off the hook! :)”

“I think that should have gone in the Bad Cop Thread. they need a good asswhupin. Unless they're gay of course.”

“What about the police department who made a "morale boosting" video, complete with male cops dressing up as women??? Did anyone post about that?

By the way, I think Matt Damon is a good guy, much more normal than his buddy Ben. I had heard a while back that if he were to marry his girlfriend, they would do it very privately and quitely.”

“There's a story out there about one cop using his taser on his partner, over whether they should stop for a soda.


No word on whether they were using the callsign "Car Ramrod" or not.”