Please help me entertain scorchfire

“good as it should be. it is good to see you up so late!!”

“scorch go to bed and leave stovie and myself alone already!!”

“If you want some entertainment, go read my mental health thread from yesterday.”

“why you on drugs?

i took a muscle relaxer (SP) i am feeling no pain!!”

“damn,.. she's got pills too!”

“muscle relaxor, that's what they're calling it these days huh?”

“he's baaaaaaaack”

“yes he is, she dragged me back out”

“what are you talking about?”

“pay closer attention!”

“scorchy fall asleep?”

“I am, nite all....”

“no fair of taking advandged of someone who has been drinking!!!”

“ok i'm going to bed.

see you in the dungeon, brit.”

“Muscle relaxer, BOB, whatever.”

“BOB? ( i learned what that meant here on TT) LMBO”

“fireflies can entertain miss scorchy for hours”

“Bored in New York? Is that possible?”

“the scorchness monster lives in philly

ok, technically warminster

also, her mom is hot”

“we decided last night that we were gonna rename that town "Scorchville". She's supposed to take some lipstick and go change the signs today.”

“but to answer bacpacs question

HELL NO!”

“Hot Mom? How about posting a pic.”

“One might be gored in New York but never bored.”

“Scorch + Severe Boredom = Pure Evil.

Be Afraid, Philadelphia (and/or Denver in this case). Be very afraid...

:D”

“>8^O”

“evil me? no way. not possible.

colorado here i come!”

“Look out Colorado!!!!

Well, she's standin' next to a mountain
She chops it down with the edge of her hand
When I think of all the pieces makin' islands
Might even raise a little sand”