Marry LYRA auction!

“Ladies and Gents, step right up and place your bid!

from her own mouth:

if we're not married by the time i'm 30, i'll open up the bidding to people on TT.
lyra
10:13:28 AM
12/20/05

don't wait till it's too late, start saving and bidding now, cause she ain't getting any younger!

caveats:

1]however i have to warn you guys that my butt doesn't look the same as it did when i was 21.
lyra

2] marriage consummation can not be guaranteed.

3] winning bidder accepts responsibility for numerous other primates that may accompany lyra.”

“As long as 3) doesn't include Tarpy, OK.”

“is tarpy a primate?”

“Yup.”

“Actually, we are all primates. The question should be, is Tarpy a monkey? I know Lyra loves them monkeys. :)”

“AAAAHAHAHA! i am cracking up!! "doesn't include Tarpy," hahaha. don't get too excited though, i still have 3 years to go. also, most of the TT guys are married, i feel like...seems like i'd have a better chance with the ladies! good thing i live in VT, gay marriage central.
:-D

Twinkle Toes, can i have this dance?”

“I want pics.”

“How about a 'lease' arrangment? ;-)”

“lyra, please read the first sentence of this thread.

i believe it speaks for itself.”

“Marriage! Sorry, the price is too high!”

“I'll wear my new dress with the sparkly silver heels. LOL!
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“oh, true dat, sacco!

sounds good, Twinkle! and if it all works out, if you could bear the children, that would be great.”

“As I've said before, I have enough trouble disappointing one woman. I don't need another.”

“I bid $9.99!”

“nigal, you're looking at it all wrong.

i figure my wife deserves to be satisfied once in a while.

being the compassinate, sensitive, unselfish man i am, i'm willing to merely watch and learn- so that i may become a more satisfying lover for her in the future.”

“Hmmm, I never even thought of the hot lesbian action. Leave it to sacco to straighten me out. Would I have to have my wife dress up like Elaine from Sienfield in order to get Lyra to do her?”

“you trying to get me fired nigal?

you're putting ideas in my head. i'm gonna have to visit the office bathroom if you keep this up.”

“Hell yeah!!

Montpelier is a wonderful place for a wedding.”

“strategize. I am defenlty gonna win this one.”

“I'm gonna have to plan to swoop on this one!”

“It's illegal for me to participate. Good luck you opposite sexers you!!!”

“negative wolfeyes. re-read the first sentence.

by lyra's own words, all sexes welcome.

HOORAY!”

“Oh. Well, if her butt doesn't look the same as it did when she was 21, then forget it.

Carry on.”

“I bid $8.99.”

“Wait, how much money does she make?”

“sorry SS, 9.99 has already been input.

what's with the rest of yous?

i hate that last second ebay bidding crap.

only got 3 years people!”

“I bid $7.99.”

“I bid 2 carat.”

“I bid $6.99.”

“I think Wolfie is in the lead there. Tarpy better get his act together.”

“I withdraw my bids and suggest wolfeyes win.”

“in the interest of full disclosure, the bidders could use some info lyra.

how much do you make?
would you consummate this marriage?
just how many other primates are in this package?”

“BowlderSon is 10½ - how long can you wait?”

“LOL!! you guys are sick. especially Bowlder.
;-D

well i don't even like diamonds Wolfie, but that's the best bid so far! also, i don't know how we'd divide the babies up, but i think we're talking about 20 or so monkeys altogether.

however, i ain't no sugar mama! LOL.”

“You ain't messin with no broke”

“A dolluh two-eighty

(I've seen the butt......covered, of course)”

“3 more years? I plan on sniping her at the last second. We can play house! :D”

“gee lyra, maybe you should just hush up and let your agent (me) take care of bidness.

too many more quotes like this and you'll kill your value!

however, i ain't no sugar mama! LOL.”
lyra”

“What good is lyra without Tarpy? It should be a package deal.”

“bacpac, you want me AND Tarpy?? sexxxy! ;-D

well i see your point sacco! however if you're really doing your job, you need to find ME a sugar mama/daddy!”

“Some suggestive pics may help Sacco out Lyra.... yourself or Tarpy I guess.”

“Geez lyra, quit talkin' while you're ahead!!!”

“I like Lyra, but not that much.”

“Nothing personal Tarpy. Just not into that.”

“This 'selling' stuff should be done very carefully.

I once sold embear to Father Goose for a roasting pig.
It didn't work out. ;-)

Never did get that pig.”

“That's OK, to my knowledge, FG never got embear.”

“Allah would not approve of a roasting pig
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“Allah doesn't know what he's missing, apparently...”

“Why no thread like this for Miss Mapleleaf?




Oh I remember. She marry to Mr. Tree Beard already.



I so sad.”

“OK I'll bid $15 for lyra.”