Marry LYRA auction!

“My wife says if Lyra cleans house I can bid.”

“well, since I lost on the bidding...


Less Lyra-ing, More Hiking!!!!!”

“WAIT A MINUTE! what kind of monkeys?”

“I didn't see a thing on Steep & Cheep!

(and I Just happen to be sitting here rolling up coinage....)


How's the mileage? Is there any sort of warranty or are we talking 'as is'?”

“Sounds like a clunker alright. No jokes about checking the oil.”

“i want a wife!!

can I still bid?”

“I'll bid on that.”

“wow I am the only girl bidding.

suckas!!!”

“Its not the purchase price that you have to watch, it is the upkeep and disposal costs that are high.”

“cooks, cleans? i still want to know about the monkeys.”

“Not that there's anything wrong with that, Sass! ;-D

Yous guys be crazy.”

“Yous guys be crazy.”
lyra
2:50:53 PM
5/04/07

What's your point?”

“The best things in life are free.........”

“Is this 'no reserve'?”

“"I hold the gavel”
EarthNsky
1:48:51 PM
5/04/07

Yuuuup,yuuup,yup,yup.... ; )”

“The best things in life are free.........”
mARKo
2:06:24 PM
5/04/07

Is she free then? What about the monkeys?”

“Just another Beatles reference....”

“Her monkey's would have been nice.
Does the 'winner' have to marry Her Adorableness?”

“WTF?! i go away for a week and stovestomper comes back (hurray!) and lyra ends the auction (boo!)

win some, lose some i guess...”

“Were did ya go for a week, the next county?

We must have another maiden to sell off..............well?”

“Why not recruit someone from the solo ladies thread?”

“i didn't really go anywhere just been busy

JS, are you implying that lyra can be replaced by just any ol' single chick?”

“No, I'm merely saying that all the ladies on TT are of the highest order and I'm sure amongst the finest around. Plus I want to get on with the bidding cuz I missed out on the last one ; )”

“i'm miffed that no one will tell me what kind of monkeys we are talking about!”

“she's got like fifty of them. your question should be what kind of monkeys aren't we talking about”

“Boyo boyo, if she has 50 of them I should definetly bring her home. Her and my husband would get along great! He used to take care of primates!”

“well with 50 monkeys then she knows how to clean up poop.

I bid......

$10.000.00


(is that 10 thousdand or ten dollars?)”

“I think the monkeys are full of fluff.

The azaleas are lookin' real fine today on this sunny and mild day.........few clouds at 57*.”

“marko please stay on subject (we are talking a”

“a”

“To sum up a bit...

a) Given the choice, maidens should be auctioned off rather than be fed to dragons.

b) Ev'rybody's got somethin' to hide, 'cept for me and my monkey.”

“lyra I am top bid!!!”

“when i made this thread back in the day, i thought about naming it "who wants to marry a LYRAnaire?"

i wonder if i made the right choice?”

“(December '05 was day-before-yesterday)”

“and the day after tomorrow.”

“Actually that was part my husband's job, cleaning up monkey poop. You see, Steve and Lyra would be great friends. He knows how to take care of them, how to train them. He misses monkeys.”

“Lyra's monkeys are monkeys of the mind.”

“?”

“LOL marko hit it right on the nail!”

“Butt can they sharpen pencils?”

“well forget that, i'm no longer bidding. i thought she came with real monkeys”

“it's the weekend so even though i may be sober, i am still easily confused. CUT THAT OUT!”

“"BWAH--HAHAhahahahahahahaaaaa----"

-Dogbert”

“my friend Sandy used to say that in high school long before everyone else. you know this was a long time ago, i was in high school!”

“My brother's first wife was one year older and he would always say, "Tell us about the Crimean War, Dear! What was Florence Nightingale really like?"

We already went through the bit about Paul Revere and Sonny's vest, LMAO --”

“i remember that, when we talked about sonny's vest, LOL! we are old, but in a good way!”

“Yep --- I remember when had to flame each with Morse code....

dang whippersnappers....”

“i don't know about you, but we used sign launguage and grunts”

“You Scout dorks still remember Morse Code??”