Life's Cheap/Free Simple Pleasures

“Joking about God farting and me farting is joking?

Maybe to you thriftyhiker, but not to me. If you think that isn't rude and insensitive to other's beliefs, then you're kidding yourself. I don't care what the thread category is, if somebody flame's me, I reserve the right to respond.

If you don't like it, put me on ignore.”

“no not that cage,it's a live cage for fish.”

“...putting people on ignore :)”

“here we go again...”

“Good frickin' gravy...”

“beef or chicken gravy you no pants wearing pud.”

“ah..so the fight has moved here...”

“how about you mata? What kinda gravy do you like...huh huh huh?”

“and guess who moved it here mataharihiker?

I'm sure you'll blame me.”

“off: no it hasn't, go away, take your fight somewhere else LOL

on: blowpops”

“hey, I don't blame anyone for anything...unless I'm blaming everyone for everything...and, I like au jus...”

“blowpops flavored like gravy, you my friend are a genius. Pure genius.”

“off: then tell Spirit that instead of waiting for me to defend myself if you truly don't like the fighting.”

“...gravy IVs...wait, isn't nigal in nursing now, he could probably hook that up”

“I stink if people would stop using Sarge's name in vain everywhere they go, it might go a little smoother. Even in jest. Sometimes jesting is more fun for the jestor than the jestee.

OKAY, BACK TO MORE LOVE!!! I LOVE YOU ALL! L-OH-VEE-EEEEEEE! Is it working? I'm reaching out here, people. Why is everyone just staring at me?”

“thrifty, how come you wont answer me? Beef or chicken, this matters dude.”

“au jus is delicious AND fun to say.”

“I'm giggling, Buck..as I stare...”

“my bad birch, didn't know you were talking to me...i'll pick C, beer gravy”

“mmmmmm, good stuff.”

“Don't believe 'em birch, he chooses D: man gravy.”

“I just threw up a little.”

“i told you i tought it was sausage gravy”

“Stomping on a cockroach.”

“howabout knee gravy?”

“No Knee gravy!!”

“oo brett, i was not aware kids were simple or cheap”

“they are not cheap thats for sure! however most times they are a pleasure.”

“...getting to work before your boss and squeezing in some uninterrupted TT time”

“Not going to work. =)
Not having a boss.”

“Watching the sunrise on the coast of Maine....”

“A nice fire, whether its outside in my fire pit or inside in my stove.

Going hand-in-hand with that, I like the satisfaction of harvesting/splitting the wood I need for the winter. The whole providing-for-my-family-with-my-own-hands thing.

Sitting in the woods watching the wildlife, or the stars - either at home or on bping trips.

Finding that last Skittle behind the couch. Mmmmm.”

“Finding that last Skittle behind the couch

That's almost as good as stale popcorn!”

“The butterscotch disk is the best cause it has hair on it too. Fiber!”

“when i would go to the store with my grandmother as a kid i'd always want candy...she'd say i we didn't need to buy any cause she already had some and would dig a butterscotch out of the bottom of her purse all covered in lint with a penny stuck to the side”

“oh i love butterscotch discs, i haven't thought of those in about 500 years! i'd even eat one with grandma-purse-droppings on it.

"man gravy," LMAO!”

“Yeah, you never think about them, then you have one and remember why you don't eat them all the time. They leave your teeth like super hairy.”

“The butterscotch disk is the best cause it has hair on it too.

That reminds me: My mother used to always put out a candy dish, but they would get all stuck together in one big clump. Turns out, my dog was licking them when no one was looking....
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“yeah i guess that's the prob with most things you suck on, huh Nigal.”

“Haha! I needed that!”

“In rereading my post it does look like that could mean something really dirty. LOL!”

“MOOOhahahaha... :-D”

“Mr Nigal you lick crazy place on woman too?

How you get rid of hair in teeth? I choke sometime. Ask my girlfriend shave, but she say no. Then make me lick crazy place some more.”

“What sound does a pubic hair make just before it hits the floor?


Patooy!”

“Back on topic...


Sex.”

“Taking a kid fishing.”

“the sound of falling snow”

“Sex”

“Good one, sacco. That deafening silence with the slight rustle of the snow is sweet.”

“Staring out a big bay window during a snow storm, or a really cool thunder storm.”