This f'n Nutso lasted all of 3 day on th e job...

“With our buisness as brisk as it is right now we had to hire 3-4 Pro/E contractors to help out with the modeling and creating parts drawings. First contractor we got in I soon dubbed "Dungeon Master". He is the first person I've ever met whom I would say is absolutly certifiably nutso. He seemed to have a very thin grasp on reality and we were all scared what he might do when we let him go after 3 days. Here is but a brief sample of the three days of conversations people in my group have had the the Dungeon master:

-He supposedly killed two people that attacked him and a friend in Costa Rica and threw them in a ditch to rot. Next day the US Gov got him the heck out of there to avoid prosicution (This was my first ever conversation with the guy).
-He plays golf in a kilt and uses a Claymore.
-He taught self defence courses to women and got in trouble when he taught them lethal ways on how to defend themselves.
-In a conversation with one of the girls in my group he mentioned how he would tickle the inside of his girlfriend's belly button with his tongue.
-He woke up one day in a straight jacket in a rubber room after blacking out after finding out his wife and two kids were killed but three blocks away from him by a guy hopped up on cocain and alcohol driving a cement truck.
-The guy that killed his family had lots of money and was able to bribe his way out of trouble but him and the judges were later arrested because of the bribery.
-He used to send the cellmate of the guy who killed his family a "Care package" to make sure that guy... enjoyed his stay in prison.

So we told him his services were not needed without telling him that the real reason was that everyone though he was a freaking psycho nutcase. "The decision came from our Chicago Office".

-On his way out he mentioned to one of the enguneers that he needed to "Nuke those guys in chicago" for gettign rid of him.
-He claimed he didn't have any money to get back home so he asked theother contractor if he could borrow some money.
-He followed the other contractor to his hotel the day after he was canned and had a nice conversation with him. One point of the conversation he mentioned he needed to trade his claymore for a shotgun.
-Talking with the agency that gets our contractors for us, the guy that we are in contact with said that the Dungeon master left him a 10 minute voice mail. Guy declined the headhunter's offer for cash to get home because "His wife and his monther-in-law are witches and demons and he would never go back to them". he also mentioned that he had a vision that he was needed here in LaGrange so he has decided to stay here for a while.

Great... we were hoping that fkn nutso would go back through his dimensional portal to whatever real of wizards and half orcs he lives in.”

“Wow, that'll bring some excitment to the job. Sounds schizophrenic to me (and off his meds).”

“Please call Nigal's wife and have her come and pick him up.

Thank you.”

“Please don't let him nuke Chicago today, I am finally getting over my cold.”

“We had a nut case in the office at one time. Went off his meds when his girlfriend, who worked for me, dumped him. Guy was threatening to cut peoples' heads off. He was committed and has long since gotten out. I've seen him about twice. He looks like a bum. But no more threats, so I guess it's all good.”

“He'd fit in perfectly here. Could you email me his resume?”

“I've delt with (fired) a few of those when I was in print. I wasn't as nice as you guys were.

As you can tell, the guy is overflowing with bullcrap. So nothing much to worry about there.

However these freaks tend to show back up again from time to time. Expect to get a call from him asking for more work or from another firm because he listed you guys as a reference (prolly will say he was a manager there too).”

“yeah, no nuking chicago!....you should of told him GARY IN....”

“Sweetheart, Gary is closer to us than Chicago is. If Gary gets hit, we will most likely go with.

Ruby would and we don't want to see that!”

“Your company should fire the person that hired this wacko. I hope it wasn't you. LOL.”

“I would buy a flack jacket and use some vaction time.”

“His name wasn't Jim was it?”

“careful Y2”

“I had a guy that worked for me that was doing some major steroids and was taking valium to conteract the urge to rage.

I suggested he be removed due to danger to others.”

“We fired a guy that was so odd, I kept expecting to see him come crashing through a window in a ninja outfit for at least a year after he left.”

“We have a nut job just like this where I work.

He was in the Navy Seals. He sleeps eight hours a week, he hid himself in the snow next to a seal carcass and killed a grizzly with a knife. A real piece of work.”

“wow, that is a great story...i particularly like the "blame it on the chicago office" trick, we pull that one all the time...that guy watches way too much CSI...you gotta love contractors, they are a weird lot...did anybody alert the authorities about the whole threatening your other office?”

“Thankfully we have no nutjobs like that where I work.

Oh wait, that means I must be the nutjob.


Well, OK.”

“...be careful...there are those of us who really DO kill bears with knives.....I've got a ROOM full of dead bears at home...they won't stalk little children any MORE....MOOHAHAHA......

Anybody need replacement stuffing for your sleepy bags....? I got extra......!”

““yeah, no nuking chicago!....you should of told him GARY IN....”
Spirit Coyote
1:21:08 PM
12/21/05
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lol. I've been to Gary. It would be much of a loss; in fact it would be an improvement.”

“OMG! We found the psycho on the internet! He's the guy in the hat four pictures down.

http://www.bbqribfest.com/2003/faces6.html”

“and of course he's from indiana...never fails LOL”

“Interesting guy.

I don't know Pro-E, but I do know SolidWorks... :)”

“Cool, complete with a phone number.

I think we should all call him and order utility kilts.
last edited: 12/21/05 2:58:20 PM”

“...and point him to this thread!”

“what a frickin hilarious story!”

“Now the kilt and Claymore were cool but the rest is just scary.”

“In my job I work with a lot of different Navy people.
SEALS are a whole another type of human, LOL.
last edited: 12/21/05 3:19:06 PM”

“"We have a nut job just like this where I work.

He was in the Navy Seals."

bacpac hates soldiers”

“yeah, no nuking chicago!....you should of told him GARY IN....”
Spirit Coyote
12:21:08 PM
12/21/05
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“Sweetheart, Gary is closer to us than Chicago is. If Gary gets hit, we will most likely go with.

Ruby would and we don't want to see that!”
Wounded Knee




HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm right here. I can hear you!!!!!”

“lol

this is kinda funny, since i work for a staffing firm now.

LOL, i occasionally come across some notation in a persons file that says something to the effect of the same situation your describing with that guy.”

“I work for this idiots twin at my job, I do believe.”

“"i occasionally come across some notation in a persons file that says something to the effect of the same situation your describing with that guy.”

Doesnt play well with others? LOL”

“(I had to highlight my favorites)


Performance Reviews

"Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."

"This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't be."

"Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."

"When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."

"He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."

"This young lady has delusions of adequacy."

"He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."

"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

"This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better."

"Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together."

"A gross ignoramus — 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."

"He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless."

"He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."

"I would like to go hunting with him sometime."

"He would argue with a signpost."

"He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."

"When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."

"If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one."

"A photographic memory but with the lens cap glued on."

"Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."

"Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."

"Has two brains: one is lost and the other is out looking for it."

"If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."

"If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."

"If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."

"It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."

"One neuron short of a synapse."

"Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."

"Takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes."

"The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."

"Just a way to whittle away a few minutes of retirement."

"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity."

I would not allow this employee to breed.

This employee is really not so much of a has-been but more of a definite won't be."

"He's been working with glue too much."

"He has a knack for making strangers immediately."

"A prime candidate for natural deselection."”

“I work with 600 nut jobs like him everyday.”

“it's funny that the navy seals are a pretty selective group and comparatively speaking, their numbers are pretty small but just about every one of us, myself included, has met someone that claims they were an navy seal...and how many of those people are about 50 pounds overweight too LOL

or the vietnam vet that's only around 35 or 40
last edited: 12/22/05 7:34:53 AM”

“The best seals are about 5'8" and 150 lbs.”

“WOW, sounds like some kind of freak! I've encountered some this very interesting sort of people as well. The strange thing is that some of these people are actually very intellegent, maybe too intellegent??? One guy I worked with used to sparactically(sp?) make these really off the wall comments like he was having a conversation with someone else and having an argument. Most of this was for attention I think.

Hey, DeoreDX, on another note....know anyone in the southern NH area that needs a CAD Drafter/ N/C Programmer/Engineer Support kind of person? I'm just trying to do some networking here..... ;)”

“40 Year Old Man: "Yea I was in Nam"
Me: "Reeeeaally, what was it like being in a war when you were 5?"”

“Dang Jin, cousin Jimmy said he liked working with you and now you diss him this way. I'm the one that referred him to your company anyway once you emailed me and your sig line had contact info. Dang man, cut a brutha some slack.”

“People live in NH?!?!?”

“Ha Ha”

“One of the best threads eva!”